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Announcer: Welcome once again fight fans, I m the announcer dude, and this is a special Death Match Preview Show. For the announcement we take you now to Master Sidious and Big Sexy Stefan!

Master Sidious- Thanks there announcer dude, and welcome once again Death Match fans to this special Death Match Preview Show. With me as always is my tag team partner Big Sexy Stefan! * There are no fans inside the studio so cheers are piped in via a loudspeaker *

Big Sexy Stefan- Hello again fight fans I am the Human Love Machine known as Big Sexy and this is&

Both Together- The Special Death Match Preview Show!

BSS- Oh man, what a treat, we have another addition for the Death Match. Heh heh , Double Trouble Friday!

MS- Very nice there Big Sexy, and yes we do have another addition to this weeks Death Match. Big Sexy tell the fight fans a little about the fighters who will be fighting. (Hands Big Sexy a paper)

BSS-(Takes the paper Sidious hands to him) Okay out first competitor hails from the home on the range, he is the slap you in the face twice, kick you in the knee fighter known as NetRanger(Anti-Spam). This fighter has been having serious problems with other forumers trying to give him a bad name. This man has got some serious high flying moves. His "Russian Leg Sweep Top Rope Drop" is one hell of a sight to behold. And this mans finisher is the "All-Advantage Money Shot" will certainly spell the end to any Spammers out there!

MS- Wow so that s who he kills all them Earn Money Surfing the Web Spammers! Lets take a look at the tale of the tape for NetRanger.

Tale of the Tape---NetRanger(Anti-Spam)
MS- Okay fight fans, his first competitor hails from the home on the range, he is the slap in the face twice, kick you in the knee fighter known as NetRanger(Anti-S&

BSS (Looking confused)- Umm Sidious! I just announced him!

MS- No, no this is his competitor.

BSS- No, I just announced NetRanger as the first fighter! Come on Sidious tell the fight fans his real competitor!

MS- Umm okay Big Sexy, anyways his competitor is NetRanger(Anti-Spam), this fighter too has got some great aerial moves. His "Russian Leg Sweep&

BSS- Oh damn it Sidious, I told them about him already! What s going on here, have you lost your mind!

MS- No of course not! Look at your paper.

BSS (Looks at the paper Sidious gave to him)- What the heck is this, there is 3 NetRangers(Anti-Spam). What is he going to do, kick his own ass?

MS- No, no see there are 3 NetRangers. 1 real and 2 fake ones.

BSS- Err, umm, how, uhh, that s impossible, there can only be one.

MS- Right!

BSS- But there s three of them!

MS- No only 1!

BSS- But you just said there is 3 of them fighting on Friday?!?

MS- Yep!

BSS (Looking very confused and upset) B-b-b-b-b-but, you said there, well then if, but oh man I give up&

Big Sexy gets up and leaves looking very unhappy about this match.

MS- Well it seems Big Sexy is a little confused, how about you all? Anyways the second match is set, 3 NetRangers(Anti-Spam) will be going at it this Friday, so stay tuned for they will battle it out in the Double, Trouble Friday Night War Room Death Match! So until then I m Master Sidious, and that was Big Sexy Stefan saying, For the Fight, We ll see ya Friday Night!

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