Sid6.9- Welcome Fight Fans to the Monday Evening Death Match Preview Show. I am Sid6.9 your facilitator for the show.

Turns to look at another camera.

Sid6.9- Well ladies and gentleman, what a show we brought you last week! So many surprises, as Sublevel 27 was able to defeat Disgruntled Gamer in the first ever Finders, Keepers match. But the surprises did not end there. Throughout the show, that Mysterious Cloaked Man kept showing up. It is clear to me that he wants a match, a death match if you will.

Sid6.9- I spent all day with the other members of the Death Match Council, and from looking at the letter he gave Master Sidious on the show. We are going to accept his offer and do this death match. But on one condition. That at that show, he will reveal his identity before we put on the actual death match.

Sid6.9- In the list he gave us, there were several participants he wanted in it. Edge and Tridus were named in this list. But because they are previous winners, despite their pleas to be able to fight, I will not put them in the ring. I have umm well * Gets an evil grin on his face * plans, for them * While wringing his hands *. But for the other participants, lets take you to Master Sidious and Rstefan01 for the announcement.

Master Sidious- Thanks Sid, I want a stipulation added to the fight! If it is that Peter (AKA Fake Sid6.9) then I want to take him on after the death match with the four competitors vs. The Mysterious Cloaked Mans creation.

Sid6.9- Done! You got it!

MS- Damn straight! Okay fight fans we got a special fight this Friday. But before the announcement lets everyone give a warm welcome to my tag team partner, the "Man that Rocked Amadeus", the "Mad Bomber of Lake Kimikigishi", and the man that hates all Bunny Wabbits, Big Sexy Stefan. * Cheers go up from the studio audience"

Big Sexy Stefan- That's right fight fans I'm Big Sexy Stefan the Human Love Machine. * All the ladies scream his name, and I think one girl actually had an orgasm *

Both Together- And this is the Monday Death Match Preview Show.

MS- Okay Big Sexy, it's going to be one death match I can certainly not wait for! Big Sexy tell the fight fans about our first of four participants.

BSS- Okay Sidious, our first fighter hails from someones sphincter hole. He is rude, crude, and always has the nastiest things to say. He is the one and only E-MONEY! This fighter is just plain crazy. Never have we seen a fighter like him. While not very big in size, this mans mouth clearly makes up for it. With moves like the " F__K EVERY1'S A_S" and the "MIDDLE FINGER SYNDROME" can surely deal some serious punishment, not only physically, but mentally as well. But his finisher is one that has me baffled. The "CAPS LOCK BRAIN DEVESTATOR", is one I personally can't wait to see.

MS- Wow you're right, He's one guy that I always make sure to check the toilet for, out of fear that he may be in there. Lets take a look at the tale of the tape for E-MONEY.

Tale of the Tape-----E-MONEY

MS- Okay our next fighter hails from the Mormon State of Utah. He is the bible bashing brother, he is Winds of the Past. This fighter is cool, cold and calculating. He does have a bigger size disadvantage than E-MONEY, but it won't stop him from trying to pull out all the stops to kill someone. His various arsenal of moves include the "Bible Thumper" a devastating move that sets up his finisher&the "Preachers Kiss of Death".

BSS- Wow "Preachers Kiss of Death", well no preacher is going to kiss me, Big Sexy is only down with the ladies, the ladies of the night baby, yeah. Lets take a look at the Tale of the Tape for Winds of the Past.

Tale of the Tape---Winds of the Past

BSS- Okay our third fighter hails from The Digital Underground. This man has hacked more things than Paul Bunyan hacked trees. He is the one and only Acid~Angel. This man is despised my all that meet him, for he has no allies, which is his one biggest disadvantage, trust. I mean, he would jump his own mother for a fist full of quarters. He has a variety of moves ranging from the "Mini-Map B.i.t.c.h Slap" and the "Hackers Virus Bomb". But his finisher sounds like it would kill anyone&the "Multi Hacker Mutilator".

MS- Wow, sounds like this guy can be anyones worst nightmare. I think I should make sure he isn't in my closet when I get home. Lets take a look at the Tale of the Tape for Acid~Angel.

Tale of the Tape---Acid~Angel

MS- Okay, our last fighter hails from Mom and Dad's garage in Buffalo, NewYork. This man is one that most go after, and wish they didn't afterwards. He is the man known to all as Flutie 316. He is one of the meanest competitors we have. But he has one extreme disadvantage, his eyesight. We hear that without his glasses he can't see 2 feet in front of him. This man has a variety of moves from the "Flutie Bomb" to the variation of Steve Austins Stone Cold Stunner, called "Just Plain Steve Baby". His finisher is "Grandmas Ride on Space Mountain".

BSS- Heh heh, I take all the girls to a ride on my Space Mountain, Whhhhhooooooo! Lets take a look at the Tale of the Tape for Flutie 316

Tale of the Tape---Flutie 316

MS- Okay fight fans the&. Pshshshshshshshshshshsh * The Television screen shows static, then like the nightmare that he is, he is there, the Mysterious Cloaked Man.

MCM- Muhahahahahaha I am back baby, back in black, and don't I look sexy, damn sexy! * Reaches over and clicks a button to reveal Sid6.9 on the sceen * Okay Mister Sid6.9, it all appears that you are going to give my what I want. And in return, at the death match, I will reveal my identity.

Sid6.9- Very good Mysterious Cloaked Dude, but tell the fight fans whom the fighter you are prese..

MCM holds up a hand.

MCM- Ahhhh I didn't say that I would do that. You will find out who he is, and you will regret allowing me this match after you see him. Muhahahahahahah you will be doomed, doomed for all eternity in that little black stuff that surfaces around the thing that goes around the other thing.

Sid6.9- I don't think with these fighters you can be s&

MCM- Nonsense!!! I will prevail, and you shall be doomed to serve me! Or you will die if you do not yeild. Until Firday, this is the Mysterious Cloaked Man out.

The MCM clicks a remote control button, and is gone.

Sid6.9- Okay fight fans the match is set, so tune in Friday to see some serious butt kicking and remember&Keep one foot in the gutter, and one fist up someones piehole, and even you can be on the Friday Night War Room Death Match!

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