Sid6.9- Good Monday Evening to you all, my name is Sid6.9, and this is the Monday Evening War Room Death Match Preview Show. I am the facilitator for this show.

Sid6.9- Wow, what a death match we had on Sunday! The Tag-Team Flame Wars really didn’t happen the way we would have liked, with Disgruntled Gamer being drunk and all. Believe me fight fans if I knew he was going to be drinking I would have babysat him all day until the actual fight. But be it as I may, Ninja Electronica and Deathwish DDW did win, and Rotten168 was the only one killed. I know what your saying, "But Sid, Disgruntled never died, so how can they be the winner?"

Sid6.9- Well fight fans I agree with you, but our referee, Shockwave, was suffering from post concussion syndrome after being knocked over the head by Ninja E. When he came to he thought both halves of Rotten168 were both he and Disgruntled, subsequently awarding the bout to Ninja E and Deathwish. All referees’ decisions are final.

Sid6.9- But it is a new week, and a new Death Match this Friday (Hopefully). For the announcement of the match we take you to Master Sidious and Rstefan01. Take it away gentleman.

Master Sidious- Thanks Sid, okay I’m Master Sidious your host for tonights show. And with me as always is the "Master of Disaster", the "Freak of the Week", and the man that eats Chalupa’s two at a time, Big Sexy Stefan.

Big Sexy Stefan- That’s right fight fans I am Big Sexy Stefan the Human Love Machine. * Some women jumps over the rail and jumps on Big Sexy * Whhooaa there darling wait ‘til after the show, and I’ll show you the daddies big Mexican Jumping Bean.

Master Sidious- Heh heh, okay, well what a fight we had yesterday. It was unfortunate that Sid had the problems he did with the match, but he did finally get the fighters together. All good things to those who wait I guess.

Big Sexy Stefan (With a buxom Brunette on his lap)- Yep, and what a match it was. It was totally unexpected, especially the ending.

MS- Yeah, Sublevel 27 was our guest announcer for the match, but at the ending, after Ninja E and Deathwish were declared the winner, we were paid a visit by the very inebriated Disgruntled Gamer, who demanded Sublevel 27 to hand over his 7 keys.

BSS (With a Blonde and Brunette now on his lap)- And SL27 put the bad mouth on him in true death match fashion, and he paid for it when he turned his back.

MS- Yep with a steel chair to the head, and Disgruntled made off with SL27’s keys.

BSS (A Blond, Brunette, and Red-head on his lap, oh my)- Sublevel 27 awoke and he wasn’t quite pleased, he in fact destroyed the broadcast area, vowing to see Disgruntled’s nut sack shoved down his throat.

MS- So that brings us to this weeks death match, it’s a finders, keepers match. Big Sexy, tell us more about this match.

BSS- Okay what we are going to do is put the seven keys in several spots around the ring side area, from anywhere from the vending machines, to actual spectators. The first man to collect at least 4 of the keys and kill his opponent is the winner.

MS- Okay lets take a closer look at our 2 participants for this match.

BSS- Okay the first participant is well, non other than Disgruntled Gamer (Keeper of the Seven Keys). Like we told you last week about his famous moves. But word has it that he will have a new and full arsenal at his disposal. He does have a disadvantage though, he has an affection for alcohol that can get in his way of why he’s fighting. But this fighter is ferocious, when not drunk, and will stop at nothing to keeping them seven keys. Word has it that those seven keys lead to a great treasure for anyone who possess them there keys. Lets take a look at the tale of the tape for Disgruntled Gamer (Keeper of the Seven Keys).

Tale of the tape- Disgruntled Gamer (Keeper of the Seven Keys)

Height- 6’

Weight- 210

Reach- 32"

Arms- 19"

Forearm- 8"

Fist- 10"

MS- Okay his competitor is straight out of the wastelands of someones mind. He is the Sublevel one who lost his moniker. He is Sublevel 27. This fighter is one tremendous talent. He has a mouth that just won’t quit, and a quick tongue that lashes everyone it touches. This man has one disadvantage though, his ego is huge. But he makes up for it with moves like the "Sewer Rat" and the "Manhole Cover Smash". His finisher is feared by everyone, including we hear the fighter known as Edge (Limited Time Only). The "Sub Leveler’s Nightmare". Lets take a look at the tale of the tape for Sublevel 27.

Tale of the Tape- Sublevel 27

Hieght- 6’2"

Weight- 240

Reach- 35"

Arms- 24"

Forearm-10"

Fist- 12"

BSS- Okay well that about covers it, (Looking at the ladies), come on ladies time for daddy to give you all a little sugar.

MS- Okay Big Sexy but…

Suddenly there is static on the screen, and a cloaked man appears on the screen…

Cloaked Man- Muhahahahahahahaha, you all shall parish! I will soon destroy you all, and your little show. Muahahahahahahaha, he is coming back!

Static on the screen again…

MS- What the hell was that? It better not be that lame ass Peter, AKA fake Sid6.9, I’ll kick his ass if it is. Well anyways folks, there’s the fight for this week, now back to Sid6.9.

Sid6.9- Hmmmm thanks Sidious, I’ll have to look into who that stranger was. Okay Well, we will see you next week in the Friday Night War Room Death Match- Finders, Keepers between Disgruntled Gamer (Keeper of the Seven Keys) vs. Sublevel 27. So until then, keep one foot in the gutter and one fist up someones piehole and even you can be the Friday Night War Room Death Match.