Sid6.9- Good Tuesday Evening Fight Fans! My name is Sid6.9, and from your votes we now have our competitors for the next death match. For the announcement lets take it to Master Sidious and Rstefan01 for the announcement.

Turns in chair towards the monitor

Sid6.9- Hi Sidious.

Master Sidious- Hello Sid, well we have heard your opinions of the 5 death matches Sid6.9 posted, and now we are going to find out who will be battling it out. First though as always is my tag team partner, the "Ying to my yang", the "Duke of Death", the man that likes to kick cats in his spare time, Big Sexy Stefan.

Big Sexy Stefan- Hey, hey, I’m Big Sexy Stefan the Human Love Machine, and all the ladies know my name, and my game baby. * All the ladies scream "Big Sexy, Big Sexy" and throw him their underwear. Big Sexy grabs one and takes a big whiff *. Mmmm, smells like tuna but tastes like chicken baby.

MS- Okay fight fans we have the battle, and we are calling this one "Tag-team Flame Wars".

BSS- That’s right Sidious, it was close but it looks like C won it out.

MS- Yep, Big Sexy tell us about out first tag-team.

BSS- Okay, our first tag-team is one helluva a high flying duo. The first man is always praying for death as his name implies. He is a high flying ball buster, the one and only Deathwish DDW. This man has got the mad hops, he employs a variety of highflying moves including the "Executioners leg drop" and the "Greasy flying elbow". His partner for this death match, is the one and only sneaky bastard of the airwaves, Ninja Electronica. This Ninja is deadly. He employs several moves that would make the Tele-tubbies run for cover. His "Diabolical Death Strike" is one move that you will never see coming, also he uses his "Shinko Death Gas" and the "Electronic Booty Call". We have word that these 2 are going to have an extreme finishing move but won’t share it with us right now. Lets look at the tale of the tape for these 2 fighters.

Deathwish DDW Ninja Electronica

Hieght: 5’8" 5’11"

Weight: 190 205

Reach: 31" 31 ½"

Arms: 17" 18"

Forearms 7" 7 ½"

Fist: 8" 8"

MS- Okay thanks Big Sexy, their 2 competitors are the duo that’s flamed more people than my grill has flamed steaks. The first man is the doom of everyone, he has flamed more people off the forum than none other. His name speaks for itself, he is always pissed off, he is Disgruntled Gamer. Most everyone fears this man’s moves. The "Mailmans Bitch Slap", the "Flaming Flying Forearm", and the "Going Postal Knee Drop" will make your bad day worse. His partner in this match, is well, just plain rotten. He is Rotten168, the man that made rotten a household word. He has a variety of moves that include the "Rottenator" and the "Spin Cycle Ball Riper". Their finishing move is also being closely guarded, but word has it they can’t get along to come up with one. We will just have to wait and see on Friday if they can get it together. The tale of the tape for these 2 fighters.

Disgruntled Gamer Rotten168

Height: 6’ 5’9"

Weight: 210 190

Reach: 32" 30"

Arms: 19" 17"

Forearms 8" 7"

Fist: 10" 9"

BSS- Oh man this is going to be one heck of a shin-ding. Tune in this Friday Fight Fans and see this tag-team flame war.

MS- Yep and remember fight fans we will be joined here at the broadcast both by SL-27 Resident Flame Bait (Keeper of the Seven Keys) as a special announcer for this match. So until then lets take it back to Sid6.9.

Sid6.9- Well I’d just like to say thank you to all that voted. I hope you will enjoy this death match, so until then. Keep one foot in the gutter, and one fist up someones piehole and even you can be on the Friday Night War Room Death Match.