A man can be seen hanging from some rafters. Suddenly a hand reaches out and snatches the mans arms away. The man falls some 9 stories as the fans scream and watch in horror as he plummets to his doom in the Death Match arena. EMT’s and other agencies respond to the ring to try to revive the man, as well as Flutie, British, and Peak_Man making their way into the ring.

The competitors that were fighting in the ring that night get a little too close as Flutie and Peak_Man dispatch both with their finishing moves. The man that fell from the rafters is being carted out of the ring with the nWd in tow. Flutie just shakes his head in disbelief, as British smacks away curious on-lookers from the stretcher, and Peak_Man has tears in his eyes as he continually tries to shake the man on the stretcher awake. The man on that stretcher was none other than, Deathwish DDW…

Monday Evening Death Match Preview Show

The in-house death match fans begin to cheer as the cameras pan on them, then back to the gentleman sitting in on his stool…

Announcer Dude- Welcome Death Match fans, it is another week of Death and Mayhem here on the * The fans take over “Monday Evening Death Match Preview Show”. I, of course, am Announcer Dude, bringing you all the announcements that relate to the Death Matches! * A few fans actually cheer him on * Yes, yes, thank you. So without further ado, lets take you to the Death Match show facilitator…….Sid6.9! (As he sweeps his hand before the curtain where Sid6.9 emerges from)

Sid6.9 walks out waving at the audience as they cheer * “Sid, Sid, Sid!” * Sid6.9 makes his way to each and every in-house fan slapping hands and coping quick feels. Sid6.9 walks then over to Announcer Dude and slaps him on the back, Announcer Dude laughs as Sid is being overly playful today…

Sid6.9- All right, welcome Death Match fans! * The fans cheer uncontrollable * I am of course Sid6.9, and to my right is the Announcer with all the Announcements……..Announcer Dude!

Announcer Dude stands up waving his arms in the air, like he don’t care, as the fans just look at him. Suddenly one male patron jumps up and screams “Announcer Dude, YOU ROCK!!!” Announcer Dude looks at the man, then to Sid6.9, then back at the fans as the begin to chant “Dude, Dude, Dude!!!” Announcer Dude sits, then stands again, then sits while looking around with amazement…

Sid6.9- Are you all right Announcer Dude?

Announcer Dude- I, umm, gee, they love me! The really love me?!?

Sid6.9- Heh, heh of course they do, you bring them the announcements. Who wouldn’t love the announcement dude?

Sid6.9 turns in his chair and gets a serious look on his face…

Sid6.9- Well fight fans, at the opening of this program you re-witnessed what happened on the last part of last weeks program. And I sit here both disgusted and guilty of what transpired then. Deathwish DDW may have been rude, crude and crass. But what happened to him last week was just unforgivable. And I feel at fault for it, cause I didn’t pay heed and listen to that persons threats from a week ago, prior to last weeks death match. I should have taken higher security measures to protect my fighters from outside threats. But on the other hand, Deathwish did assault the very protection that same night. So I guess in a way, he did get what was coming to him, since the protection I provided was either killed, beat up badly, or ran off. But I assure you folks, I am tightening this place down to assure you that it will not happen again. Also we have traced whom the person or persons are responsible for those acts against us. Beware whoever you are, if you use the intercom system again, we will own you! * As Sid6.9 threateningly points at the camera *

Sid6.9 turns in his chair again and tries to get a smile…

Sid6.9- But as they say, this is the Death Match, where death and destruction meet each other every week. So we must move on, move on for Deathwish DDW, cause I’m sure that is what he would want us to do. So lets move on to this special Death Match! You ask Special? Well fight fans, I thought we would give the option of choosing my next match-up to you all. See my last fight was, well, not what I wanted exactly. So to bring the excitement back I have decided to give you all the opportunity, well 3 of you, the opportunity in choosing this weeks match-up. But for that lets take you to Master Sidious and RStefan01 for the announcement on how we will be doing this. Guys you there?

Master Sidious- Yep, we are here Sid. Hey Sid, what security measurers are we taking for this week? I mean, that creepy voice thing has me a little worried, and well, poor Big Sexy is beside himself with that man threatening him last week. * Quick camera shot catches Big Sexy diddling with his fingers while looking to the right and left real fast * Any thoughts on it?

Sid6.9- Don’t worry guys, I am going to have a man with you guys all night long. And don’t worry, I’m sure you will approve of him.

Master Sidious- Well, who is he?

Sid6.9- What, and ruin the surprise. No way, I’m holding this one close to my vest.

Master Sidious- Well okay, thanks Sid. (Turns to face the audience) Well fight fans, welcome once again! I am Master Sidious, your hostess with the mostest! And joining me as always is the “Terror of Tinsletown”, the “One-Eyed Trouser Snake” and the man that is single handily keeping “Trojan” condoms from going out of business! Big Sexy Stefan! * The ladies cheer loudly as they touch themselves *

Big Sexy Stefan- Oh yeah, I am Big Sexy Stefan and this is the Human Love Machine!!! * The ladies go totally crazy at hearing that * Ahh don’t lose them voices now ladies, there will be plenty of time for you to all holler like you don’t care when you ride on Daddies Skin Boat as I take him to Tuna Town, yeah baby, yeah!! * Several ladies faint as most just hold their heads and scream *

MS- All right Big Sexy, what surprises we had last week didn’t we?

BSS- Yeah I’ll say, that Zero guy is coming and we are all doomed, doomed I tells ya!

MS- Relax Big Sexy, like Sid6.9 said, he almost has the perpetrator nailed down. I say we just ride along with it and enjoy the ride.

BSS- Easy for you to say, you didn’t insult the Zero did you?

MS- Heh, heh, I forgot about that.

BSS- Yeah laugh it up Sidious.

MS- Don’t worry Big Sexy, I’m sure he didn’t mean anything by it.

BSS- Yeah right (As Big Sexy looks to his left then right)

MS (Turns to the cameras)- Well fight fans this is a special week of Friday Night War Room Death Match. Big Sexy, tell the fans what we are doing.

BSS- Okay, well, Sid6.9 decided to have some fun for this week, and wanted the fans to be more involved with the selection process of the fighters. So this week he is letting you all choose who will be fighting.

MS- Yep, but it will not be like the Fandomonium’s though. Sid6.9 has devised a rather unique way at determining this weeks competitors…

BSS- Yep, when this Preview Show is posted, Sid6.9 wants 3 people to choose numbers between 10-50. Now each person cannot choose the same number, and there has to be 3 separate people selecting one number.

MS- Sid6.9 will then use those numbers in a unique way at deciding who will fight. This weeks match-up is going to be a 3-way Dance of Death. And with this selection process Sid has set-up, it can turn out to be one hell of a fight!

BSS- Yep, it certainly will. Hey Sidious, tell the fight fans about the other attraction we are going to be seeing.

MS- Oh yes, well it seems our own Big Sexy is going to be doing another installment of the “Sexy Interview” segment for all yours enjoyment. So Big Sexy, who did you interview this time?

BSS- Ahhh, I’m not telling you yet Sidious, you’ll just have to wait ‘til Friday to find out, but it was one long interview, I can tell you that.

MS- It’s long?

BSS- Yep, oh we talked and talked for hours.

MS- Well Big Sexy, it can’t be that long, you need to shorten it up.

BSS- Oh don’t worry Sidious, it shortens up by itself.

MS- Huh?

BSS- What?

MS- What do you mean? Exactly how long is it anyway?

BSS- How long is it?

MS (A little irritated)- Yes, how long is IT!?!

BSS- Well okay, but I don’t see why you want to know (As he stands up)

MS- Oh god no! The interview! The INTERVIEW! How long is the INTERVIEW!

BSS (Zipping himself back up)- Oh, heh heh, sorry Sidious, it’s like 5 pages long.

MS (Sitting there with a perplexed look)- Big Sexy, never remove your pants in front of me again. Is that clear, I don’t care how drunk I am, or what kind of situation we are in. But you will not remove your pants in front of me ever again, is that understood.

BSS- No problem (Looks at the camera) And I mean no problem * Wink *.

MS- Okay well Big Sexy do you think you could shorten up the INTERVIEW?

BSS- Well I guess I could, but the person I talked to won’t like it.

MS- Well just explain about the time constraints Big Sexy, I’m sure he will understand.

BSS shrugs and shuffles some of his papers…

MS- Umm, BS, could you get me some coffee?

BSS- Uhh, why, is your legs broke?

MS- Well, uhh, yes, yes they are.

BSS- Really? But you walked in here on them.

MS- Well they broke while I was sitting here.

BSS- Well, okay then, you should really drink more milk Sidious. (As he starts to leave)

Sidious watches Big Sexy depart then looks at the cameras again…

MS- Okay folks, I’ll be real brief, but we have got a big surprise for Big Sexy at this week’s match-up. All I can tell you is that he will be right in the thick of the action this Friday, with a bat attached to his back. We are officially calling this weeks match-up the Sexy Three Way, Batters Up Match. Now don’t tell Big Sexy cause it’s a surprise * Wink *

Big Sexy makes his way back in with the coffee…

BSS (Sarcastically)- Here’s your coffee your majesty * As he waves his hand in front of the coffee on the table *

MS- Thanks BS, so remember folks, get your number in first, and your name will appear on the Friday Night War Room Death Match, as well as some gifts from Sid6.9 himself, and a front row seat for this Friday’s Death Match. You can’t get more excited about this can we Big Sexy.

BSS- Nope we sure can’t, and oh yes fight fans, remember this week will be another installment of the “Sexy Interview” with your host, me, Big Sexy.

MS- Yep, so join us this Friday fight fans when death and destruction meet head on! Well that’s it for us for now, so lets swing it back to Sid6.9!

Sid6.9- Okay guys thanks a lot. And to the fight fans out there, be sure to give me a number between 10-50 and your name will appear in this Friday’s Death Match. 3 people, 3 random numbers, mean a 3-way Dance of Death! Master Sidious and Big Sexy will announce the competitors on Tuesday, after we find out just who they will be. So remember, keep one foot in the gutter, and one fist up someones piehole, and even you! Can be on Friday Night War Room Death Match!

As the credits roll….

Announcer Dude- Monday Evening Death Match Preview Show was brought to you in part by Weird Ass Sports, a subsidiary of Tridus Inc. The Inc that always spots a good pair of pants.