Disclaimer: This is the death match preview show. It is not a popularity contest. All participants are taken from the War Room over a flame war, disagreement, or pig butt nasty insult throwing. Even though the author may have an opinion about these flame wars, he will not let it be known through the stories. The story itself is fictional, but there may be words, phrases, or actions in the story that may offend readers. I will not be held responsible if you have a heart attack, have a seizure, or your if your head explodes. In short you have been warned. Also do not try any of these stunts at home, be it that they are made up by me. Anyways it is just a story…Enjoy!
Announcer Dude- Greetings fight fans and welcome to the Tuesday Preview Show!!! * The fans cheer wildly * And here is your host for the death match preview show, Sid6.9. * The fans cheer as Sid is already taken his seat in his chair *
Sid6.9- Hello fight fans, I am Sid6.9 and that is my announcer dude, the announcer dude! * The fans just look at one another and shrug * Okay well I have heard your voices for this weeks death match Fandomonium * Reverberates throughout the War Room * It wasn’t even close fight fans, but lets take it to Master Sidious and Rstefan01 for the official announcement. But first I need to address something…
Sid6.9- Okay this week I have been hounded over and over again by Y2T, saying that he was going to interfere with my death match. Well I can assure you this Y2T, you better watch yourself this Friday, cause if you get involved in any way shape or form it will be the last thing you ever do on the death matches!
Sid6.9- Okay and with that lets go to Master Sidious for this weeks Friday Night War Room Death Match! Hey guys you there?
Master Sidious- We are Sid, and I must say, it seems Tridus has hit a sore spot with you. I hope for everyones sake that he will just leave well enough alone. God knows we don’t need an internal battle with the management and the forumers.
Sid6.9- Well that remains to be seen there Sidious, if Y2T knows what’s good for him he will not interfere with any of the doings this Friday, and if he does, well, heh heh, I have the edge on him, heh heh.
MS- Cool, oh and by the way, did you receive my e-mail asking for my raise?
Sid6.9- What?!? All right that’s enough about that Sidious, just get to the damn announcement about this weeks match up! Or I’ll fire your ass on the spot if you keep this up!
MS- Umm okay, okay I’m sorry. (Under his breath) Man I hope Y2T sticks that stick of his and treats Sid6.9 like a sheeshkabob.
MS- All right fight fans we now know who our competitors for this weeks match up is going to be! But first meet the man that has the most sought over snake throughout the world, Big Sexy Stefan!
BSS- Yep that’s right fight fans I am Big Sexy Stefan, and I do have the most sought after snake throughout the land…the trouser snake that is! Heh heh and he is the Human Love Machine. Heh heh just ask Mariah Carey, cause he ate Mariahs Butterfly last night, Ohhhhhh! * The girls hiss and shot "Slut" at the mention of the name Mariah Carey *
MS- Heh heh okay there ole’ one eye wonder, lets get to the announcement for this weeks Death Match Fandomonium * Reverberates throughout the War Room *
BSS- Okay, Sidious, our first competitor hails from the Spaghetti Westerns in the heart of Ole Mexico! He is the man with the guns! And man does he love to sling them! He is the man from Firebird, he is Gunslinger! This fighter has got great potential inside the ring. His skills of tracking are unparalleled! But he does have a disadvantage as that when he uses his guns he throws them and doesn’t shot them like normal people do. He has an arsenal of moves, including the a fore mentioned "Sling the Guns Son" and the "Riders on the Storm" are very effective, well the sling the guns one is questionable, but I guess he should know what he is doing. This mans finisher is one that has got me excited to see, I mean look at these nipples (Pulls up his shirt), see!!! It is the "Sling Blade Mmmmmm-Hmmmmm"!
MS- Well that sure does sound intriguing! I hope that Billy Bob doesn’t get upset with that finisher. Lets take a look at the tale of the tape for Gunslinger!
Tale of the Tape-------Gunslinger
MS- Okay fight fans and his competitor hails from the Isles of Moo-eee-moo-tie! He is the man that just bashes people no matter who they are or what they have to say. This man would kick the crap outta his own family for no reason, and as we hear it, he has! He is FO_HEAD. This man knows only one thing, kill everyone, and let Blizzard sort them out! He does have a disadvantage in the ring though at his lack of concentrating on just one person. He has many moves at his disposal, but the ones that stick out in our minds is the "Fo Slap" and the "Heater"! This mans finisher is one that doesn’t need an explanation. It is the "Everyone wants Head Spine Crusher"!
BSS- Heh heh yep everyone certainly does enjoy a little "Head" every now and then, heh heh. Okay lets take a look at the Tale of the Tape for FO_HEAD.
Tale of the Tape------FO_HEAD
MS- Well there ya have it folks. So we will see you this Friday for FO_HEAD vs. Gunslinger! And now lets take it back to Sid6.9.
Sid6.9- Okay Death Match fans, you wanted it, and now you got it. We will see you Firday, and remember…Keep one foot in the gutter and one fist up someones piehole, and even you could be on Friday Night War Room Death Match!
As the credits roll…
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