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It’s Monday Night Death Match fans, do you know what that means?
Well Weird Ass Sports in
co-operation with Tridus Inc. sure does.
As they are proud to present to you for your viewing pleasure, the…
Monday Evening Death Match Preview Show!
With your host Y2T! And also featuring Announcer Dude!
With special guest star- MysteryMan
And also from our home studio in
Seattle WA. It is Master Sidious and Big Sexy Stefan!
And the
screen changes to show a man sitting on a stool as the cameras swing around to
show the in-house fans going ape shit.
Most of them are cheering “Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude!” as they wave their
signs. Announcer Dude walks over and
greets them by slapping hands and walks back to the desk and grabs up the mic…
Announcer
Dude- Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the wonderful Death Match Preview
Showroom! * The fans cheer wildly at that * I am of course, your announcer, and
everyone’s announcer, Announcer Dude!
And this is your preview of this Friday’s Death Match, it is of course…
And the fans
take over “Monday Evening Death Match Preview Show!”
Announcer
Dude- Yes! And of course join me in welcoming your facilitator for the Preview
Show, the one and only, most exciting man in Death Match Entertainment, the man
that never bores, the “Iootolah of Rock and Rolla!” He is of course…
But the fans
are already chanting his name “Y2T, Y2T, Y2T!”
And Y2T
emerges from behind the curtain with mic in hand, blowing kisses to the
fans. The fans go insane by this…
Y2T- Welcome
my “Tridaholics” to another exciting edition of the Tridus Preview Hour! * The
fans go nuts with cheers *
Y2T makes his
way over to the announcing desk, shaking Announcer Dude’s hand along the way
and taking his seat…
Y2T- All
right, well, it was a intriguing week we have been seeing hasn’t it Announcer
Dude?
AD- Umm,
yeah, I feel bad though Tridus, we lost probably one of the best Referees in
the world. He was a friend of mine you
know.
Y2T (Looks
down, then back up with a solemn face)- Yes I know Dude, he was a good man, and
cared deeply for these Death Matches. I
take personal blame for his untimely death at the hands of that bastard SM_007…
* The fans boo immediately at the sound of his name * Yes, I know fans, but
last week he was right. * The fans stop
cheering and listen * He was right with what he did. I made the stipulation that anyone in that ring with their head
lopped off was the loser. I failed you
for the first, and let me say the last, time.
I failed to say their names, cause honestly saying their names makes the
vomit rise in my throat. I’m deeply
sorry to everyone out there for what had happened.
AD- No one
blames you Tridus, it was all SM_007, he has some deal with that rRaminrodt
fellow, and I know that’s why he was killed!
I know I wasn’t getting in the ring with SM_007 when I heard that.
Y2T- True
Dude, very true. I shall have to look
into this, as being the one that they are after in the long run. Well let’s cover what happened in the early
going.
AD- Oh yeah,
that Peak_Man and Pixie Styx match was great!
Ha, ha, Pixie Styx, that was great when you said that.
Y2T (Smiles)-
Thanks Dude, I try to please my “Tridaholics” at every turn.
AD (Ripping
open his shirt to reveal a Y2T T-shirt)- Well I’m a card carrying member! Tridaholic for life I am!
Y2T (Looks at
Dude)- Yep, that’s my new shirt folks, and for only $19.95 you can own a piece
of Tridamania too. So come on and
support your Hero. Support the man that
makes boring a thing of the past. Make
a showing for who your true champion is!
* The fans go nuts with that, and start to throw money and empty the
stand where the Y2T shirts were *
Y2T- All
right, well, it is a new week, and that means more Death and Destruction Y2T
style. On Sunday the matches were
already made, but we will do more in depth coverage with Sidious and Big Sexy
in a little bit, but first, let’s welcome to the show, for his first. But not
last appearance, a true “Tridaholic” at heart and future Death Match Superstar,
his name is MysteryMan folks! * The
fans just keep cheering “Y2T, Y2T, Y2T!” even as MysteryMan walks out. *
MysteryMan
(Shaking Tridus’s hand and eyeing the audience)- Umm, Tridus, why aren’t they
saying my name yet?
Y2T- It’s
okay M and M, they just don’t know you as of yet. Like I said, you have to prove yourself.
MysteryMan
shakes his head in agreement and sits next to Y2T…
Y2T- Okay
well MysteryMan, I’m so happy you could take a moment out of your busy training
regimen to come out on the show with us.
MM- Don’t
think anything of it Tridus, I’m always glad to come out and greet my future
Mystery Fans. This week I finally get
the chance to show what I’m made of, and I’m confident, no wait, I guarantee
that no one will be the same again when they see me! * The fans laugh * No, it’s true, it’s true! I will win, and I will be your hero, you
will see!
Y2T- Okay M
and M, well I know that Flutie is going to be training your foe, and Flutie is
no slouch. Aren’t you a little over
eager about it?
MM- Not at
all, Hank is nothing but a 10 Doritos Bag chowing, Pork Rind swilling, 10
sandwich eating fat ass and I will kick the shiznit out of his ass.
Y2T- Well I
won’t disagree with you on that. So
what is your finishing move?
MM- You know
what it is, you helped teach it to me.
Y2T- Heh,
heh, yes I know, but the home audience doesn’t. Let’s tell them about it.
MM- Well it
is known as “Mystery Meat” and when I drop this move on Big Hank, he will be
done for!
Y2T- I don’t
doubt it MysteryMan, well it looks like we need to head to Master Sidious and
Big Sexy Stefan for the announcements of the fights, thank you for joining us M
and M, and remember fight fans you can see MysteryMan here fight this
Friday! So show your support for my
protégé as he gets in the ring for the first time!
MysteryMan
gets up shakes Tridus’s and Announcer Dude’s hands and leaves off the stage
waving to the fans as he goes. The fans
clap and cheer as he leaves yelling “ M and M”, “M and M”!
Y2T- Okay
well let’s go ahead and kick it over to our announcing tag-team, they are of
course, Master Sidious and Big Sexy Stefan!
* The crowd cheers *
The screen
cuts in half as Sidious’s face appears on one half…
MS- Hey Y2T,
how’s it going?
Y2T- Well not
bad considering what happened last week.
MS- Yeah,
well I was meaning to talk to you about that.
I don’t think it was your fault last week. SM_007 used a minor thing in the stipulation that he knew what
you meant. He just used that as a way
to eliminate the best man in our sport, and the greatest friend we had
here. I look forward to 007 getting
his, and I recommend pulling out all the stops to do it too!
Y2T- Point
taken Sidious, and the “Iootolah of Rock and Rolla” intends on making his life
hell.
MS- Well just
watch your back though, cause I think that agent and his cronies are now after
you as well. Along with DebtAngel too.
Y2T- Nothing
new Sidious, I’ve always been a marked man before, what makes the stakes better
for me though, is that I’m a marked man with the power!
MS- Speaking
of power, have you found a new Referee, I mean I hate to say that since
Shockwave is gone, but still we need a Ref.
Y2T- I’m
looking into a few people Sidious, I’ll get back to you in a few days with the
information though.
MS- Okay
great, good luck Y2T, and if you need my help, you got it!
Y2T- Thanks
Sidious, I may hold you to that.
And the
screen goes full again as Master Sidious shuffles some papers, coughs, and addresses
the screen…
MS- Well
hello again Fight Fans, I am of course you host for the Preview Show here in
Seattle, I am the master of the death match chat. I am of course Master Sidious! * The in-house fans at that show
go crazy with the “Sidious” chants that Sidious can’t be heard talking * Thank
you, thank you all, but of course are you ready to meet my partner for this
show!?! Yes, you know who he is fight
fans, and if you don’t by now. What
rock have you been living under? He is
the “Ferret of Freakiness”, the “Snake in the Ass” and the man that knows that
Friday is a good day to get your groove on!
He is of course…
Suddenly a
bunch of MEN scream in girlish voices, “Big Sexy Stefan! Oh come here big boy!”
Big Sexy
Stefan (Screams)- Ahhh, what the hell!
Where are the ladies!?!
MS- Oh umm,
well, uhh it seems the San Francisco gay boy cheerleaders decided to buy all
the tickets for the preview show.
BSS- What
the? No ladies, oh this is not right
Sidious.
MS- Well BS,
they have the right to buy tickets just like everyone else.
BSS- But,
but, Sidious, they’re, well you know.
(Makes a hole with one finger and sticks his other index finger through
it in a back and forth motion)
MS- What Big
Sexy, what are they?
BSS- They’re
butt pirates!!!
One of the
audience members (throwing a limp wrist out)- Oh you just be nice Sexy
Stef! (Puts his hand to his mouth as he
giggles girlishly)
Another
Audience Member- Oh yeah Big Sexy show me your Love Machine and I’ll show you
the chocolate factory! Mmm Hmm and
Charlie was never quite the same again Mmm, hmm!
Third gay
man- Oh yes, Hi Big Sexy, I have all of your pictures! But I keep this one in a special place * As
he pulls out a picture of Big Sexy Stefan in a Speedo from out of his pants *
BSS (Screams
again)- Ahh they are all around me!
Sidious, get me my shotgun!
Ambiguous Gay
Man- Oh behave, or I’ll have to spank you * As he puts a finger in his mouth *
BSS (To the
audience)- All right you rope suckers, get this straight, Big Sexy is only down
with the ladies! I don’t wrangle no
rumps, toss any salads, or rim no Mr. Brownie’s! I’m down with the ladies, so stop your advances on me, or I’ll
have to kick some serious ass!
MS- BS! Calm down, it’s not like they are hurting
anything by being here.
BSS- Yeah but
they are hitting on me Sidious, I don’t swing that way! Thank god it will only be for today! At least this Friday things will return to
normal. Right Sidious?
MS- Uhh,
yeah, this Friday it will return to normal, yeah, I guess.
BSS-
Good! Then I guess I can handle it for
today.
MS- Umm,
yeah, just for today. Well the action
last week was pretty deplorable wasn’t it Big Sexy?
BSS- I’ll
say, we lost one of the finest Referees to ever be in the ring!
MS- Yeah and
we also lost a dear friend. Of course
Fight Fans we are talking about Shockwave.
Fight fans, this Friday’s Death Match is dedicated in his honor.
BSS- I agree
Sidious, Shockwave deserves it. But
those matches last week were also kicking.
I mean who would have thought that Peak_Man could out-smart Styx!
MS- I know
what you mean Big Sexy, that was truly brilliant what Peak_Man did! I mean I never thought Peak_Man would pull
that off.
BSS- Hey, and
that SM_007 match with Flutie wasn’t all that bad was it? I mean of course the ending wasn’t what we
wanted, but still, it was a good match.
MS (Shaking
his head)- I don’t want to talk about either of them Big Sexy, they are pieces
of trash, and I can’t wait to see Y2T get medieval on there buttocks!
BSS- Well, I
guess I won’t argue with that. I mean
after all, Y2T is abusing his power and all.
MS (Getting a
little miffed)- Big Sexy drop it! Those
damn nWd punks have it coming to them!
BSS- Okay,
okay Sidious, I just don’t like the way Y2T is going about it. I mean it’s so unsexy, don’t you think?
MS- Nope,
it’s not, something has to be done about them, and Y2T is the only one that can
do anything about it. I don’t really
want to talk about the nWd anymore anyway, they
make me sick just thinking about them.
BSS- Okay,
sorry Sidious, you know me, I just like to get down to the nitty gritty.
Ambiguous Gay
Man- Woo hoo, Big Sexy, I want to get down with your nitty gritty!
Big Sexy
(Screams)- Ahhh Sidious, make them stop!
They are all staring at me again!
And make that one put his pants back on, noooooo I’ve just gone blind,
noooooo!
MS (On the
house mic)- Okay gentleman, leave Big Sexy alone, he has no interest in
you. And sir, please refrain from
removing your pants again, this is a family show.
The audience
says sorry as Sidious continues…
MS- Okay,
well now that the audience is back in check, let’s talk about the matches this
week shall we Big Sexy?
BSS- Umm,
yeah, let’s do it!
MS- Okay
well, in our first match up of the night, we are going to see a re-match of a
Death Match that really did not take place…
BSS- Umm, if
it didn’t really take place Sidious, then how can this be a re-match?
MS- Well the
match took place, but no one saw it.
BSS
(Scratching his head)- Ehh, but if no one saw it, then there wasn’t a match
then.
MS- Well see,
they had a match themselves, but no one saw it, so it didn’t really count. But in all fairness, they did fight in the
ring, even though no one saw it, making it a re-match. Understand?
BSS- Umm
Sidious, I will trust you on this one, I don’t know if it’s true and now I
don’t care, let’s just give them the fighters and move on, okay.
MS- Heh, heh,
okay BS, well this first fighter is from the hills of Arkansas, and is a
relative of the fighter known as Flutie from the nWd…
BSS- Wow,
where have they been hiding that guy? I
never knew Flutie had a relative here.
MS- Umm,
yeah, he is the guy that empties your waste paper can everyday.
BSS-
Hank?!? Hank is Flutie’s cousin? I don’t like this Sidious. I mean that guy is fat.
MS- Yeah
true, he is big, but he is a relative of Flutie so he probably should be able
to fight. (Turns back to the camera)
Yes fight fans, he is the fighter known as Big Tank Hank! This fighter while extremely fat, does have
a very good power advantage! This man
has been training with Flutie all week and with a move like the “Mr. Hanky Tank
Drop” can flatten his opponents in a heartbeat. But his finisher in the “Trashed Man Ass Drop” will leave his
opponents flattened for real…
BSS- Sidious,
this guy shouldn’t even be in the ring.
He is not what Death Match material is all about.
MS- Well we
will see this Friday Big Sexy, and besides he was juiced in by Flutie. Let’s
take a look at the Tale of the Tape for Hank!
Tale of the
Tape----------------------------------Hank
Ø
Height---------------------------------- 6’4”
Ø
Weight--------------------------------- 500
Ø
Reach---------------------------------- 35”
Ø
Arms----------------------------------- 20”
Ø
Forearms------------------------------ 13”
Ø
Fist------------------------------------- 10 ½”
Extended Tale
of the Tape----------------------Hank
Ø
Strength------------------------------- 8
Ø
Speed---------------------------------- 2
Ø
Endurance----------------------------- 5
Ø
Stamina-------------------------------- 3
Ø
Vision---------------------------------- 4
Ø
Ability to
Strike Opponents----------------- 49%
Ø
Ability to
Defend Strikes-------------------- 32%
Ø
Ability to
Perform Power Moves----------- 67%
Ø
Ability to
Absorb Power Moves------------ 96%-
Fat does have it’s privileges
BSS- Juiced
in?!? Jesus Sidious, I think someone
squeezed his fat ass in. Now he is not
a worthy Death Match participant Sidious, why is he here again?
MS- You want
me to talk about the reason they are having a re-match again?
BSS
(Remembers the previous conversation)- Oh yeah, nevermind.
MS- Heh, heh,
I thought so, well then, tell the fight fans about his opponent!
BSS- Okay
well, this fighter did not have a home for quite some time, in fact we hear he
slept under the bleachers here in the arena.
Then a man that everyone knows in Y2T found him. Ever since then, this scrappy fighter has
been training with Y2T and know, he is going to get the chance to get even with
Hank for treating him so bad. He is of
course, the man known to be a Mystery, he is MysteryMan! Now this fighter is quick and has Y2T as a
training model to take after. But this
man, like Y2T, is not tall, in fact he is only 3 inches taller than Y2T, which
can hurt him against big foes much like Hank.
But with a move like the “Desperation’s Elbow” can certainly set up this
mans finisher in “Mystery Meat”. And
believe me that move has us all, well, mystified.
MS- Well that
move certainly has me intrigued. Let’s
see how MysteryMan stacks up in the Tale of the Tape.
Tale of the
Tape-----------------------------MysteryMan
Ø
Height----------------------------- 5’8”
Ø
Weight---------------------------- 195
Ø
Reach----------------------------- 26”
Ø
Arms------------------------------- 16 ¾”
Ø
Forearms-------------------------- 10”
Ø
Fist--------------------------------- 8”
Extended Tale
of the Tape-----------------MysteryMan
Ø
Strength--------------------------- 4
Ø
Speed------------------------------ 8
Ø
Endurance------------------------- 7
Ø
Stamina---------------------------- 5
Ø
Vision------------------------------- 7
Ø
Ability to
Strike Opponents------------------
68%
Ø
Ability to
Defend Strikes---------------------
75%
Ø
Ability to
Perform Power Moves------------ 48%
Ø
Ability to
Absorb Power Moves-------------- 36%
BSS-
Well MysteryMan looks like he might be a competitor. But he is still green and with the opposition being the size he
is, it might be his only appearance.
MS-
Yep, MysteryMan vs. Hank, isn’t going to break any Death Match records, but I
still think it may be a fun match to watch.
BSS-
I don’t see how Sidious.
MS-
Well, let’s move on to the main event match.
Now this match was set-up from this last Sunday, where two forumers
tried to have their own Death Match much the way MysteryMan and Hank did…
BSS-
Oh I see Sidious, so MysteryMan and Hank fought in the ring when no one was
around?
MS-
Yes, that’s what I said earlier.
BSS-
Well maybe if you said it sexier I would understand.
MS
(Looking at Big Sexy with an eyebrow raised)- I’m sorry Sidious, maybe I should
get your friends over there to explain it to you, sexier of course.
BSS
(Lifts his hands up)- No, no, we don’t need to do that!
MS-
Okay then let’s cover our main event match of Friday Night.
BSS-
Yes, let’s.
MS-
Okay well these guys went at it several months ago when one of them decided to
post a cool and uncool list on the forums.
Well his competitor was one put on the uncool list, and he felt that was
uncool. In fact this man was on the
uncool list with our promoter Sid6.9.
Sid felt is was uncool to have a cool/uncool list and wanted on the
uncool list. So here we are, they are
at it again and we are going to showcase this match-up on Friday! Big Sexy, tell the fight fans about our
first competitor!
BSS-
Okay Sidious, well this first man hails from the land of hell fire and
brimstone. He is a walking nightmare
denouncing people as cool or uncool.
And believe me, you don’t want to be caught in his uncool list, oh man
this will go bad for you. Anyway this
fighter is known as the HELLTROOPER V2.0.
Why the Version 2.0 you ask?
Well 1.0 wasn’t good enough so this man from hell’s kitchen upgraded
himself! This man is large folks, in
fact he is almost as big as Lord DebtAngel, and only Peak_Man is taller then
him. This man has some serious moves
too, and we here that he likes to toy with his opponents. Which could be a disadvantage, especially if
they are good fighters. This man
employees moves such as the “Uncool Chokeslam”! But this man’s finisher in the “Devil’s Advocate” is one that you
all will not believe! We hear it’s a
tombstone piledriver from the top rope!
A move no one has ever done or seen.
MS-
Oh my Big Sexy he does sound scary, I sure hope I’m on the cool list!
BSS-
Umm, at last check you are Sidious, and I am too, but then of course Sexy has
got to be cool.
MS-
Okay well, let’s see the Tale of the Tape for HELLTROOPER V2.0
Tale
of the Tape-------------------------------------HELLTROOPER V2.0
Ø
Height------------------------------------- 6’ 7”
Ø
Weight------------------------------------ 326
Ø
Reach------------------------------------- 40 ¼”
Ø
Arms--------------------------------------- 23”
Ø
Forearms---------------------------------- 13 ¾”
Ø
Fist----------------------------------------- 11”
Extended Tale
of the Tape-------------------------HELLTROOPER V2.0
Ø
Strength---------------------------------- 8
Ø
Speed------------------------------------- 4
Ø
Endurance-------------------------------- 5
Ø
Stamina----------------------------------- 6
Ø
Vision-------------------------------------- 4
Ø
Ability to
Strike Opponents-------------------------
46%
Ø
Ability to
Defend Strikes----------------------------
58%
Ø
Ability to
Perform Power Moves-------------------
80%
Ø
Ability to
Absorb Power Moves--------------------
72%
BSS- I like
him Sidious, I think this guy is definite Death Match Superstar, I mean it’s
written all over him!
MS- Don’t be
so quick there Big Sexy, we still have to cover his opponent, and let’s do that
now. This man is from parts unknown…
BSS- Oooooo a
MysteryMan!
MS_ No Sexy,
we already have a MysteryMan, this man just won’t tell us where he is from.
BSS- Oh okay,
so he is from a MysteryPlace?
MS- Umm,
yeah, MysteryPlace, sure. Anyway, this
fighter is one that goes by the motto of, “Live and let live, and if it don’t
like it, Kill it!”
BSS- Ehh,
okay.
MS- Stop
interrupting me Big Sexy. Okay well,
this man is known as Xel~Naga…
BSS- Xel who?
MS- Xel~Naga.
BSS- Xel uhh,
uhh, how do I say that ~ thing?
MS- You just
said it Big Sexy.
BSS- Said
what?
MS- That part
of Xel~Naga’s name.
BSS- You
yeah, so how do I say it again?
MS- Ugh,
nevermind just call him something else.
BSS- Okay, I
think I will.
MS- Anyway
Xel~Naga has been coming to these death matches for quite sometime know and has
been dying to get HELLTROOPER V2.0 into the ring, well he gets his chance this
Friday! Xel~Naga is one competitor that
most stay away from, that’s why we haven’t seen him yet. While this competitor seems average in most
aspects, the rumors about him is that he is blindingly fast, and can likes to
take to the air…
BSS-
Cool! I love the aerial fighters, they
make the Death Matches that much more interesting!
MS- Heh, heh,
I know Big Sexy, now shut up and let me finish!
BSS- I’m
sorry Sidious, but those guys are making me nervous. They keep looking at me………..and why are they licking their lips
at me? Damn it Sidious, finish this
damn show!
MS- I will it
you let me! Anyway this fighter is an
aerial attacker that is looking to drop some bombs on HELLTROOPER V2.0. This man has one distinct problem though.
BSS- Does he
have a bunch of gay men staring at him too?!?
MS (Looking
at Big Sexy)- What? No, this fighter
has a problem with taking one too many risks when battling. And against HELLTROOPER V2.0 he needs to lay
off the risk taking. So this man will
be using some moves that are simply breathtaking, like the “Downward Fall”. But this mans finisher in “Misfortunes
Launching” will leave you will unfortunately dead.
BSS- Okay
well that was interesting let’s get to the Tale of the Tape!
MS- What’s
the hurry BS?
BSS- Dang it
Sidious, I can’t go without seeing women, and I’m scared if they touch me that
I will turn into one of them!
MS- One of
them? What do you mean?
BSS- You
know.
MS- No, what
do you mean if they touch you will turn into one of them.
BSS- You
know, * Whispers * a guy that likes to you know, Humpalotamen!
MS (Loudly)-
Humpalotamen! Oh lord, that sounds
serious! You want to turn into one of
those Big Sexy!?!
All the men
in the audience perk up and smile at Big Sexy!
BSS
(Screams)- Ahhh no Sidious I’m a Doalotawomen, Doalotawomen! I’m not a Humpalotamen, no! * As Big Sexy screams and runs from the room
with the gay men in close pursuit shooting “Come on ride the train, choo, choo
and ride it! Come on ride the train,
choo, choo and ride it!” *
MS- Heh, heh,
well looks like Big Sexy made an early exit folks. Well let’s look at the Tale of the Tape for Xel~Naga!
Tale of the
Tape-----------------------------------Xel~Naga
Ø
Height----------------------------------- 6’1”
Ø
Weight---------------------------------- 185
Ø
Reach----------------------------------- 34”
Ø
Arms------------------------------------- 15”
Ø
Forearms-------------------------------- 9 ¾”
Ø
Fist--------------------------------------- 10”
Extended Tale
of the Tape-----------------------Xel~Naga
Ø
Strength--------------------------------- 4
Ø
Speed------------------------------------ 9
Ø
Endurance------------------------------- 6
Ø
Stamina---------------------------------- 5
Ø
Vision------------------------------------- 6
Ø
Ability to
Strike Opponents------------------ 86%
Ø
Ability to
Defend Strikes---------------------
62%
Ø
Ability to
Perform Power Moves------------ 34%
Ø
Ability to
Absorb Power Moves-------------- 52%
MS- Well join
us this Friday Fight Fans and tune in for some Death and Destruction, Death
Match Style! Let’s kick it back to Y2T in the studio…
Y2T- Okay
thanks Sidious, and hopefully Big Sexy will be able to get away from those
overzealous male fans of his, heh, heh.
Anyway Fight Fans, there you have it.
Big Tank Hank vs. MysteryMan, and in the main event it will be
HELLTROOPER V2.0 vs. Xel~Naga! So get
ready for some death this Friday folks cause we are spooning you two matches of
mayhem. And remember folks, it you want
in the death matches! Smack someone
upside the head, but until then, keep watching.
As the
credits roll…
Announcer
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