The War Room is a buzz with life, the fans are stammering around trying to find their chairs when suddenly, the lights go out. The fans stir with expectations of the start to the New Years Eve Big Bang. The fireworks start shooting off, the fans erupt in cheers as the music "1999" by Prince and the New Revolution start banging out from the speakers around the War Room. The fans see the Death Match-O-Visions come to life with the words…

F.N.W.R.D.M

The words separate leaving…

Friday Night War Room Death Match

The fans cheer wildly as the words slowly start to disappear, spinning out of control to form the 3 dreaded letters, as the fans boo immensely at them…

Which separate to the words…

Edge putting on the "Anus Pull From Hell" to Masta Fujji, pulling his ass to his chin. Witnessing the dawning of the peoples champ.

Tridus and H-H taking out the 1st Peak Man! Then Tridus turning on H-H and lopping his head off with H-H’s very own 100 List Silly Stick. Fans witness the birth of Y2T.

Rotten 168 being ripped apart by Deathwish DDW and Ninja E. Also the attack on Sublevel 27 by Disgruntled Gamer.

Sublevel 27 putting on the "Sublevelers Nightmare" on Disgruntled Gamer after a viscous, first time, Finders Keepers match.

Gunslinger is shown being put down by FO HEAD with the "Everyone wants Head, Spine Crusher".

Akardam and Proman going at it with the finish being Akardam lopping off Promans head.

But then on the Death Match-O-Vision we see the words…

The Corporation

As pictures of Y2T, SM_007, and Debt Angel flash on the screen, the fans cheer uncontrollable.

The cameras pan by all the fans waving their homemade signs and screaming unintelligible words at the cameras as they pass by them. Some of them read…

Announcer- Welcome ladies and gentleman, and welcome to the wonderful War Room! * The fans cheer wildly * Where good people and fellowship do not show up! Violence is a virtue, and we plan on hitting you over the head with that virtue. * The fans all start bashing each other with chairs * Now lets take you to your host for the show…Rstefan01. * The fans cheer and the ladies get naked screaming "Do it for me baby, come on we want the Big Sexy One."

Rstefan01 (Looks around for a second and thinks real hard)- Umm hold on there ladies, (Looks around some more) Cause Rich Stefan is in da house! * The fans stare at him, and the girls are disappointed and start to put their clothes back on * No, no, don’t get dressed, no, come on, I can be Sexy too. (Rich starts shaking his hips to the music, but ends up looking like the bee girl from MTV.) * The fans start to boo at seeing Rich doing this *

RS01- Ahh damn it. (Sits down all dejected) Well hello fight fans, I’m Rich and this is the Friday Night War Room Death Match—The Big Bang. I’m told that a special announcer will be joining me tonight since Beavis and Butthead had their unfortunate accident with a flame blower. Well fight fans please give a warm War Room reception to my co-host, the mysterious cloaked ma…(Looks at his paper and talks to a nearby technician) Are you sure about this? I thought we already did the MCM thing about a month ago.

The Technician just shrugs.

RS01- Well okay, join me in welcoming the Mysterious Cloaked Man, I guess.

The fans stare at the man as he makes his way down the aisle and up the stairs to the announcers booth where he sits down and puts on the headset.

RS01- Well welcome to you Mysterious Cloaked Man. Glad you could join us here in the lavish War Room.

MCM- Well thank you Big Sexy, I really am happy to be h…

RS01- Hey! Did you just call me Big Sexy?

MCM- Umm no, no I said, umm, Big Richie, yeah, cause you’re a big guy and all, you know.

RS01 (Trying to peek into the mans covered face)- Umm, okay, hey I’ve heard your voice before. Ever been to the Refuge?

MCM- No, no, I’ve never been a Refuge.

RS01- No, THE Refuge, it’s a place we announcers like to hang out at. Well except Sidious, he doesn’t hang out anywhere anymore.

MCM- Yes, I know, it is too bad that he was fired. Damn cheap ass Sid6.9, I’ll get you in the end.

RS01- Heh, heh, simmer down there MCM, is okay I call you MCM, typing the whole Mysterious Cloaked Man thing is hard on the fingers.

MCM- I shall let you do that. Hey Big Sexy, tell the fight fans about our first combatants of the evening are.

RS01- Umm, hey, you did it again.

MCM- What, what did I do again?

RS01 (Really looking hard to get a sneak peak at the face of the MCM, while he pulls his hood farther over his face)- You called me Big Sexy, again.

MCM- No, no I said Hey, Big Rexy, you know Rexy is short for Richie.

RS01- Umm okay, I suppose, well that is a good idea, hey wait. I don’t do that, I’m doing the hosting here, only Master Sidious used to tell me to do that. How dare you tell me to announce them, that’s your job.

The monitor come to life as the narrator tells a little about each fighter…

Flutie 3:16 is the beer drinking, ball busting, stomp a mud hole and walk your ass dry fighter. This man has distaste for his competitors, and is looking forward to slapping on his famed "Grandmas Ride on Space Mountain." This fighter enjoys beer, hunting down on the Bayou, beer, killing people, beer, picking on people, beer, and oh did we mention beer. One of his fellow partners are…

Deathwish DDW, the man that invents high flying at a high rate. His aerial moves are unparalleled, this fighter enjoys kicking the shiznit donkey style. He is hoping and wishing for the "Deathwish Wish Bone." This fighter enjoys cussing out people, likes to stomp on people while they are down. He likes long strolls on the beach, and candy by the moonlight. His turnoffs are smartasses and women with flat butts. Another one of his partners is…

British, this man from across the sea is one that really does give meaning to having a bloody good time. He is the best big man in the business, supplying speed and strength that are unmatched by any other fighter his size. He wants to lay the "British Pound" on his opponents. This fighter enjoys to also kick people when they are down. Make fun of the handicapped at every opportunity. Likes to build macramé airplanes in his spare time, and word has it he loves collecting butterflies. Another partner that he will be sharing the ring with tonight is…

The cameras switch back to Rich…

RS01- Well fight fans I hear there is some commotion in the back, lets head back there now!

Peak Man- Ouchie, dit it out, dit it out!

F3:16- Calm down big man, calm down.

British- Ahh bloody hell, what is this wankers problem now?

DDW- Yeah, and what do you mean, get it out?

PM (Points at his butt)- Dit it out, dit it out!

Death~Lizard- Okay, calm down my brother, let me see what is bothering you.

F3:16- What the?

British- Oh dear lord, oh my!

DL- Umm, oh, ummm, ohhhh man!

DDW- Dude, there’s someones legs sticking out of his ass!

British- Stand back everyone, I think Peak Man is giving birth.

PM- Dit him out! Dit it out!

All the members start to get visible sick over this.

F3:16- Peak Man, did you eat someone?

DDW- I knew we should have fed him last night.

Peak Man- I no eat, he climb up there! Ouchie, Dit him out, dit him out!

British- What do you mean he climbed up there, and when did he climb there?

Peak Man- He be there since last um week. I was in my special place where I’m a sailor.

F3:16- Special place where you’re a sailor?

Peak Man- Uh-huh.

DL- He means when he is asleep.

Peak Man- Yeah special place where I’m a sailor.

DDW- Okay whatever, how did that dude get there?

Peak Man- When I woked up, he was there.

DDW- You mean he climbed up your butt, like a buttplug.

Peak Man- Duh huh, he Butt-Plug in Peaks bottom.

F3:16- Ummm, okay, so how we gonna get this guy out of there?

British- Lets just grab his legs and rip him out, mates.

DDW- Yeah okay, grab one of his legs guys.

F3:16- Okay Peak, on the count of three, we are going to pull, you push him out.

PM- Nuh-uhh that hurt Peak.

F3:16- Just push like you have to fart, trust me, you’ll release him so we can pull him out without pulling your rectum with him.

DL- It’s okay Peak, just do it, okay brother.

PM- Oh-tay.

And with that Flutie counts to three and they yank on the dudes legs in Peak Mans ass and with a huge pull and a gush of air from Peak Mans butt, the dude comes flying out.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-! As Flutie, Deathwish, and British go flying backwards with the mysterious man that climb there and hit the back wall. Unfortunate for them, but Peak Man did have half his rectum get inverted and come out as well. Peak Man lays on the ground withering in pain.

F3:16 (Waving his hand)- Oh good lord that just smells bad.

DDW- Yeah it does, and we are covered in shit too, Peak shit. (Looks at the dude who is getting up) And who the fuck are you?

Mysterious Man- I’m Butt-Plug, thanks for getting me out, c-ya.

And zing the man runs from the room before any of them can react to him.

Peak Man- Ohhhhh ouchie, ouchie, it turts, it turts.

British- Yeah mate you certainly covered us in turds.

DL- No he is saying it hurts.

DDW- Well I should say so, look half his rectum has been pulled out.

Peak Man- Lizzie! Put back in, put back in!

DL- It’s okay Peak, we will get you some help. (Turns to the other guys) Sorry guys I have to get Peak Man to the hospital. You guys will have to go out there without him.

F3:16- Ahh that’s okay, we will still take them all right.

DDW- Yeah just get Peak to the hospital. And if we see that Turd Burglar about we will shove his own head up his ass for Peak.

The medics come in and put Peak on the stretcher and head out with Death~Lizard in tow.

Back at the announcers booth…

RS01- Wow, that was amazing. Hey MCM, how do you think he got up there in Peaks bottom.

MCM- Probably with a pick axe and a pain of climbers shoes, you know with the spikes.

RS01 (Shudders)- Ouch, that sure does sound painful.

MCM- Yes it does, it certainly does Big Sexy.

RS01- Okay this time I caught you, you said Big Sexy! Who are you?

MCM- I was talking about myself, you know, I am sexy too.

RS01 (A little upset by this)- Well just watch yourself there MCM, Sid6.9 will have you thrown out. (Whispers to him) And I’m the original Big Sexy.

RS01- Yes, yes I think we should.

And with that the narrator takes over as the screen comes to life…

Y2T, the man, the myth, the legend in his own mind. This fighter is one that is always underestimated. Many seem to not take him seriously because of his size. But this fighter has got all the tools to go to the top. He cries that he is the "Iootolah of Rock and Rolla" and it shows in the ring. With his "100 list Tridus Silly Stick" can surely decapitate you at anytime. This fighter likes to do things that aren’t boring, like sky diving naked to running with the bulls wearing nothing but red. Also we hear that he as an affection for homemade bread, made out of the wacky weed. One of his partners tonight is…

The man formerly known as Edge, SM_007. Now this fighter may not be using Edges gimmick anymore, but he is still the same man that did. This fighter has promised us an all new arsenal of moves and with his secret identity, he certainly will. This man is now mysterious to us, but one thing is for sure, he certainly does love eating Hormel Chilli filled Hot Dogs. This fighter is known to be a spy in many other countries, could we see a hitman from there try to take out the secret agent man? We will see tonight, and the final partner of Team Corporation is…

Debt Angel, this fighter goes by the monicker of Lord of Debtness? Debtness? Is that a word? Oh well, just don’t tell him it isn’t, or this nearly 7 foot monster could take your head off. This man is also, like SM_007, a mystery to us. What will he do, when will he do it, and can he get it done? These are questions we are looking for in tonights match up.

The monitors switch back to Rich and the Mysterious Cloaked Man…

MCM- Well, that certainly didn’t clear up anything about who SM_007 and Debt Angel are, now did it, Big S…ehh Rich?

RS01- No, it didn’t, I hear though that Mother Love has made her way to Y2T’s dressing room, lets head to her now.

Mother Love- Thanks guys, well I’m just outside Y2T’s dressing room. SM_007 and Debt Angel are no where to be found currently so we decided to see Y2T. Lets go in.

When going in to Y2T’s dressing room, a paint can falls from the top of the door, narrowly missing Mother Love, but not so lucky for the camera man who is stricken unconscious from the can. Tridus suddenly jumps out of nowhere scaring the wits out of her. He has a robe on that covers half his face and is brandishing his Silly Stick.

Y2T- Halt who goes there! You here to kill me aren’t you!

Mother Love- Oh no, Y2T, we are (Looks at her unconscious camera man) well I am here to interview you.

Y2T- Come in, come in quick! They are all after me (As he relocks the doors) they want me, they really do.

ML- What do you mean they really want you?

Y2T- Sid6.9 told me last Monday, told me they were out to get me. I haven’t seen them around all week, I know they are out to get me.

ML- You mean your tag partners for tonights match, SM_007 and Debt Angel?

Y2T- Yes exactly, they want them, they want to steal them from me.

ML- What do you mean steal them?

Y2T- They want to steal me Lucky Charms. (Looks around all paranoid) And they can’t have em, tee hee hee, I’ve got them safely with me, tee hee hee. (Pulls a box of Lucky Charms out of his bag) See I got me Lucky Charms right here, and those kooky kids won’t get em, no way!

ML- Kooky kids? You mean SM_007 and Debt Angel?

Y2T- Yup, Sid6.9 said they’d come for my Lucky Charms! Well with my stick, and my brain, those kooky kids won’t get near em, see, tee hee hee.

ML- Well I do see (As she places her hand on his shoulder) I see that you are a little nervous about tonights match up, aren’t you?

Y2T (Looks at her hand on his shoulder)- W-w-what do you mean nervous? I am Y2T, I am the "Iootolah of Rock and Rolla", the most exciting member of the death matches ever, and I mean e-e-e-e-e-ver! Hey why you touching me? You want my Lucky Charms don’t you? Well you can’t have em see (As he backs away from her) Can’t have em, you can’t have em!

Y2T raises up his stick and starts to chase Mother Love around his dressing room, luckily she is able to unlock the door and get out while Y2T follows her out into it.

Y2T (realizing he went into the hallway)- Oh no (Looks left then right, and swings wildly behind him at no one) They’re out here! Out here……..somewhere. No, no you can’t have em, can’t have my Lucky Charms!

And with that Y2T sprints back into his locker room and locks the door, meanwhile back at the announcers booth…

MCM- Wow, talk about one flew over the kookoo’s nest, hey Big Sexy?

RS01- Heh, heh yep, he is just a wee bit paranoid, it doesn’t look good for toni…Hey you called me Big Sexy again didn’t you?

MCM- Umm, no, really I didn’t, it’s a figment…Yeah, it was a figment of your imagination. You want me to say Big Sexy, cause you want to be Big Sexy again. I read about that somewhere, that when you lose your moniker, you hear others calling you it, cause you want it back. It’s like some psycho-babble-paranoia thing or something.

RS01- Really? Oh that does make sense I guess, maybe I should see a shrink or something.

MCM- That wouldn’t be a bad idea there Big Sexy.

RS01- Oh wow, I heard it again, oh wow, you’re right, I have that psycho-babble-paranoia thingy you are talking about, oh wow. (Starts looking around at the air and at the fans, then to the MCM.) Can you hear em MCM, they are all saying it too * Points at the fans *.

MCM- Umm, no, no I can’t. Hey Mother Love is in the back with SM_007. Lets go back to her.

Mother Love- Well hello there SM_007, you have certainly been a mystery since you dropped the Edge gimmick, but you’re fellow partners tonight are a different story. Tridus is a little, well, goofy, and Debt Angel is nowhere to be found, any thoughts on it?

SM_007 (Still dressed in his leather jacket, T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers)- Well, well, it seems Tridus is got Sid6.9 disease in believing in what that knuckle head tells him, humph, I thought Y2T was smarter than that, oh well, that’s what I get for thinking. I mean he is almost as nutty as all them War Room forumers arguing about whether the millennium starts in 2000, or 2001. And as far as Debt Angel goes, well he just better show up tonight, I won’t be biased like Tridus and say I can kill them all, cause a 5 on 1 isn’t gonna get it…

ML- Umm, actually it’s 4 now, Peak Man is out of the match, due to a, well, unfortunate escapade with a Butt-Plug.

SM_007- Well, that certainly is good news, I think I could get it done alone tonight. That guy may be big and dumb, but he always got the job done for them. Okay, SM_007 is ready, and Sid6.9 is in for one big surprise after another tonight.

Mother Love- Well, thanks SM007, and back to you guys.

RS01- SM_007 certainly seems ready for the challenge tonight.

MCM- He certainly does, hey, lets tell the fight fans about how the fight should go.

MCM- So who do you think will win?

RS01- I’m looking at Flutie3:16 taking out SM_007. Not because SM_007 is a bad fighter, but because Y2T and Debt Angel don’t really care about helping him tonight.

RS01- Well that could possible happen too. Hey I see that we have our countdown clock to the year 2000 starting up. * Points to the wall where a big clock is counting down from 30 minutes. *

MCM- Yep and here comes announcer dude and Shockwave the millennium man to the ring.

RS01- Heh heh yeah, Shockwave is the only man to do all the Death Matches.

Announcer Dude enters the ring and takes the microphone…

Sid6.9- Shut up! * The fans get even louder with jeers and insults * I said shut up! I have something to say! * The fans just get even louder *

Back at the announcers booth…

RS01- Well I guess Sid6.9 isn’t very popular with the fans, heh heh, cool.

MCM- Yep, and it is time to give him his first surprise of the night!

RS01- Surprise?!?

The MCM stands up and picks up a house mic.

MCM- Ladies and Gentleman can I, may I, have your attention! * The fans quite down and stare at the Mysterious Cloaked Man, as does Sid6.9, meanwhile, British and Deathwish are enjoying a good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, while Flutie3:16 chats it up with Y2T’s wife * I have an announcement to make. For 3 weeks now, you have been without ½ of the best announcing team that has been here. Well that ends tonight as * Starts to take the hood off, much to everyones shock * Your Master of The Death Match Chat has returned! * The fans go absolutely nuts, Sid6.9 does too, but the bad kind of nuts. *

Master Sidious stands with his hands raised as the fans chant "Sidious, Sidious, Sidious, Sidious", Rich grabs Master Sidious in a bear hug…

RS01- Oh I knew it was you the whole time Sidious, you didn’t foul me.

MS- That’s okay there Rich, alls good now. (Puts his microphone back to his mouth) But there is another surprise for you all. Joining me as always is the man that puts the "B in Big" and the "S in Sexy", the man that is the originator of Sexiness…

RS01 (All excited)- Oh who is it? Is it Robert Guillae? I hear he is dead sexy.

MS- No! Fans he is……. Big Sexy Stefan! * While sweeping his hand towards Rich, Rich points to himself *

RS01(To Master Sidious)- Me?!?

Master Sidious (To Rich)- Yes you. Now greet the fans.

Rich gets up all excited and jumps on the desk, rips the suit and tie Sid6.9 made him wear off to reveal the sexy tattoo, Master Sidious hands him the microphone as the fans begin to explode from the excitement of the moment…

RS01- Bbbbbiiiiiigggggg SSSsssseeeeeexxxxxxxyyyyyy is back in da hooousssseeee! * All the ladies hold their heads and scream "Oh god yes, Big Sexy, oh god, oh god, yes, yes, yes, oh yes, oh god yes!" * Ahhhh hold on there ladies, you can scream for God later tonight. Cause the Human Love Machine is back in business, oh yeah, baby!

Sid6.9 meanwhile is having shit fits in the ring at this display…

Sid6.9- Sidious, you’re fired! I fired your ass 3 weeks ago and you are still fired! (Turns towards the enterance) Guards, guards, get both of them out of here! There is no Big Sexy, there is no Master of the Death Match Chat! Guards get them out of here. Now!

But nothing happens, no guards, no taking them out, no anything. Just Master Sidious, Big Sexy Stefan and the screaming fans…

Sid6.9- Well it seems, I’m going to be firing a lot more people after this match tonight, well that’s fine, you are all fired. * As he sweeps his hand over the audience who just boo him *

Sid6.9 throws the microphone back at the Announcer Dude…

Announcer Dude- And one of their competitors of tonights match is…

Just then the lights go off, as 3 gongs are heard, then fireworks shoot off, as a very large individual is standing in the ring with a huge $ sign on his chest.

Announcer Dude- Debt Angel! * The fans have little response, cause they’re not sure who he is, but still cheer for him *

Announcer dude- And his partner is the mysterious man of the mat, he is SM_007!

Just then the phrase "You gotta keep em separated" is shouted out and "Come out and play" by Offspring is cranking out. SM_007 makes his way to the ring, as the fans start chanting "Double-Oh-Seven, Double-Oh-Seven, Double-Oh-Seven", he climbs in the ring, points at Sid6.9 and pulls his finger across his throat. Sid6.9 just flips him off, as the fans laugh and flip Sid the bird.

Announcer Dude- And the final competitor in the Sudden Death Death Match is none other than…

The lights dim as the countdown and the sign Y2T above it on the Death Match-O-Vision begin to start. The fans count along…

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

0…

Fireworks explode and the fans go insane, but there is nobody standing with his back turned. The house lights come back on, and the fans see Y2T peering out from behind a curtain. SM_007 and Debt Angel scream for Tridus to come to the ring. Tridus slowly makes his way to the ring, cradling his box of Lucky Charms and carrying his stick in his pants. He looks left, then right in an agitated state. Stops at ringside and climbs on the ring on the outside of the ropes, staying at the far turnbuckle, away from his tag partners.

Shockwave waves the competitors towards him. Everyone except Tridus approach.

Shockwave (To Tridus)- Okay chicken boy, get in the ring, I need to give you the pre-match instructions.

Tridus shakes his head no.

Shockwave (To Debt Angel and SM_007) You guys make sure he doesn’t break my rules or I’ll disqualify you. And a disqualification is the same as someone getting killed, so the sharpshooters will still shot you all, understand.

Sid6.9- I say disqualify them now!

Shockwave- Be quiet you. Your not my boss tonight, you are a competitor! All right listen up monkeys, cause I’m only gonna say this once. This is a sick, depraved attempt at sports entertainment. And I couldn’t be more happy to be here for it. This match is a "Sudden Death" Death Match, which means that after one member of the team is eliminated by means of extreme prejudice, then the sharpshooters will start shooting all the remaining members until their bodies are riddled with bullets that would kill you 10 times over. Obey my instructions at all times, for I am in charge here. There will be no bribing me, such things will cause me to disqualify you on the spot, unless of course you have a really nice bridge to sell me? (Looks around at everyone, they all shake their heads no) Well then, Lets Get It On!

MS- Wow, there’s the bell, I wonder who will be going at it first?

BSS- Heh, heh I bet it won’t be Tridus, he’s scared to death to even talk to SM_007 or Debt Angel!

BSS- Nope, they should be called the "Dudes that Time Forgot", heh heh, it’s more catchy.

Meanwhile in the ring, British is putting one fist into his open fist, while SM_007 is waiting at the other corner.

British- Mate, you bring a bad name to 007, Roger Moore is rolling over in his grave, and I intend to send you to yours, Bloody Yankee Style!

SM_007 (Yawning)- Oh you British are just so snotty. But don’t worry, this will only hurt for a little bit.

And with that British and SM_007 start to circle one another. British lunges at SM_007 who dodges out of the way, striking British in the back of the neck with an elbow strike. British, angry, rears a wicked backhand that once again fails to find its mark. SM_007 is able to connect with several shots with his feet to Britishs head and chest. He grabs one of Britishs arms and pulls him to the corner where Tridus is standing.

MS- Oh wow, what a start to the match, SM_007 is totally owning British.

BSS- Yeah I’d say so, and look he’s trying to get a tag from Tridus, who doesn’t look like he really wants too.

SM_007- Come on damn it tag me!

Y2T- No, no stay away (Brandishing his stick) I know you want me Lucky Charms, now stay away!

SM_007 (While still holding Britishs arm)- Damn it Tridus, tag me and help beat the crap outta these guys.

Tridus jumps off the ring apron shaking his head no. Meanwhile British comes too, grabbing SM_007 by the hair, picking him up and slamming down hard to the mat with him. SM_007 although keeps ahold of the arm bar during the entire exchange, British gets flipped over as well into an arm bar drag. Both competitors lay on the mat…

MS- Wow, that was impressive. What a feat of strength by British and kudos to SM_007 for being able to hold on and counter with an arm bar drag.

BSS (Munching on some nachos)- Heh yeah, but if Tridus would have tagged in, that wouldn’t have happened.

MS- Nope, oh no, look out SM man!

Just then British grabbed SM_007 when he tried to get up, picked him up over his head, and come down crashing hard with SM_007 hitting his back hard on the corner turnbuckle. British turns around tagging in Deathwish DDW, as British picks up SM_007 and lays him over his knee while kneeling. Deathwish motions for the crowds approval, in which they only boo. Deathwish launches off, connecting an elbow to SM_007’s chest as British lets him go.

MS- My god, my god, my god that was the Deathwish "Flying Elbow Drop". SM_007 is going to get his head taken off if he has anymore of those moves put on him.

BSS- Heh heh it’s so good to have you back Sidious. Oh god three times just doesn’t sound good coming out of other people. Well maybe except the lucky ladies that get with me, oh yeah baby!

MS- Thanks Big Sexy, it is good being ba…Ohhhhhh Leg Drop, Leg Drop, my god he really could have taken his head off with that move!

Inside the ring, after the top rope move, British was lead to the apron by Shockwave, as Deathwish ran across the ring towards where Debt Angel and Tridus are standing. Leaps to the top rope, sling shooting himself back towards SM_007, and with a turn in mid-air connects a leg onto his throat. SM_007 has blood shot out of his mouth as the fans all cringe. Deathwish sensing possible victory, climbs to the top ring rope, motioning for the Deathwish "Wish Bone".

MS- Oh no, if he hits this it is all over!

But Debt Angel seeing this, simple grabs the ropes and yanks hard on it, causing Deathwish to lose his balance and go nut first into the top of the turnbuckle. The crowd starts to chant for SM_007 to get up and make the tag. And he does start moving, but instead of a tag, SM_007 gets up and moves towards Deathwish. Deathwish being stuck on the top rope swings wildly at SM_007 who easily blocks it, grabs that arm, and with his other reaches to his watch…

MS- What in gods name is SM doing?

BSS- I don’t know, maybe Deathwishy there asked what time it is, and SM_007 is telling him it’s time he kicks his ass.

MS (LOL)- That is pretty good Big Sexy.

BSS- Thanks, oh look he is pulling something thready out of his watch!

SM_007 yanks a choke chain out of the watch setter, wraps it around Deathwishs throat. SM_007 then climbs the ropes backwards and grabs his head, getting set to launch off the top rope with Deathwishs head, leaving his body on the top rope.

MS- Uh oh, looks like SM_007 is a true 007, look at the choke chain he pulled out of his watch.

BSS- Yeah and if he launches off that turnbuckle, Deathwish will be losing his head from his shoulders.

But as luck would have it, Deathwish expected this and before SM_007 was in place he moved his feet to the inside of the ring. SM_007 launches off the turnbuckle pulling Deathwish with him down to the mat. Deathwish hits his chin really hard and is unconscious for a second. Meanwhile SM_007 gets up and starts to kick him, from behind Flutie had entered the ring, and with Sid6.9 distracting the ref Shockwave with chorus line high kicks, Flutie strikes him in the head with a tire iron.

MS- Oh that dirty rat Flutie! Damn it that isn’t fair, where was Shockwave on that one?!?

BSS- Looks like Sid6.9 has him tied up with some showgirls routine or something. Yuck, that would distract anyone.

Deathwish meanwhile is able to finally come to as has SM_007. But Deathwish is too his feet first and lunges towards his corner making the tag with Flutie 3:16. SM_007 meanwhile sees he is nearer to Tridus and jumps towards him before Flutie can grab SM_007 and slaps a totally unaware Tridus that he was just tagged.

Y2T (After being tagged by SM_007)- What the?! * As he brandishes his stick * I knew you were after me! * As he raises his stick towards SM_007 *

SM_007- No you idiot, I made th…* Whack * Ow, damn it, why’d you do tha… * Whack * Ouch, stop it fucker, okay Tridus cut the shit, get in there and kick some ass!

MS- Damn it Tridus he’s on your team, what in the name of Jesus are you doing?

BSS- He looks to be really paranoid of his partners, at least he is in the ring though, but looking at the wrong people.

SM_007 makes his way away from Tridus, as Tridus enters the ring and turns his back on Flutie to watch both SM_007 and Debt Angel. Flutie comes up from behind, grabs one of Tridus’s arms and wraps it around his head, as Tridus tries to scream, Flutie picks him up and suplexes him onto his head. Tridus lays on the ground withering in pain.

MS- Oh man, what an awesome move from Flutie 3:16. Man does he have some mad skills.

BSS- Yeah well if Tridus would have been watching for him he probably could have avoid it.

In the ring, Flutie picks up Tridus and slings him into the corner turnbuckle where he begins to punch Tridus down into the corner, and then proceeds to stomp on him for a few kicks. Then he celebrates with picking on the fans, and blowing kisses to his wife Mrs Y2T. After seeing him do this Y2T gets up with red in his eyes. Tridus lunges at Flutie, catching him with a knee to the kidneys. Y2T follows it up with a slingshot into the ropes, Tridus runs towards the opposite ropes and launches himself at Flutie catching him fully in the neck with a clothesline.

BSS- Heh heh, that should teach Flutie to not mess with another mans wife. Heck even I know that.

MS- Yep and it looks like Tridus has finally awaken in this match!

Tridus goes outside the ring looking for his stick, giving Flutie time to re-coop inside the ring. SM_007 and Debt Angel are telling Tridus to forget the stick and just get him, but Tridus ignores this and eventually finds his stick. Upon returning into the ring, Flutie gives Tridus a good kick to the head as he slides back inside the ring. Flutie sticks his head between his legs and picks him up so Tridus’s crotch is in his face and spins while jumping, slamming Tridus’s head and back to the mat.

MS- "Flutie Bomb", "Flutie Bomb", "Flutie Bomb", my god this fight is over!

BSS- Nope not yet, Tridus is moving, but not well, but it looks like Flutie is calling for Grandmas Ride on Space Mountain!

Flutie does his classic spin with his arms held out, telling the fans that the "Grandma Ride on Space Mountain" is coming up. Flutie reaches down to pick up Tridus, looks at him, then to the fans, and plunges his hand down his throat. Tridus tries to fight off the spin by keeping his feet to the ground, but to no avail.

MS- This is it, he has got him spinning! In about 3 seconds this fight will definently be over.

But before that Tridus was able to see where his stick was laying and when he spun by it, he used one of his feet to scoop the stick up into one of his hand, and wrapped it around Fluties back and grabbed it with the other hand. Flutie then let go of Tridus…

BSS- Oh wow man, look at them go!

MS- Yeah and it looks like they are heading into the fans, Ooooooo, not good, not good.

Flutie and Tridus both took off like a shot out of the ring, with Flutie screaming all the way. They landed on several fans killing them. Which revoked a mighty cheer from the fans, as they do love their Death Match violence.

MS- Wow, they are still alive. I don’t believe it.

BSS- Yeah, and I’d just like to say, don’t try this at home boys and girls. Our fighters are trained professionals who get paid to risk their bodies like this for your enjoyment.

MS- Very well said Big Sexy. He it looks like British and Debt Angel are going to go at it, since Tridus and Flutie are hanging with the fans, unconscious I’d say too.

Debt Angel and British enter the ring to the amazement of Sid6.9 who thought the fight was over. Debt Angel swings a mighty punch at British who just ducks and sends a shot to his ribs, while working behind the Dark One. British whips himself off the ring ropes and delivers a clothesline from hell to Debt Angel who just stands there and takes it.

MS- Oh my fricking god, he took a British Clothesline! Oh man, what strength this Debt Angel must truly have to take a punishing move like that.

Debt Angel meanwhile grabbed British by the crotch and T-Bone Suplexes him over his shoulder, causing British to land neck and shoulders first to the mat. About this time Sid6.9 has gotten into the ring with a steel pipe and cracks Shockwave over the head with it, knocking him out. Meanwhile Deathwish had made his way around the ring and to SM_007 who did not see him coming. Grabs his legs and rips him off the turnbuckle. They begin to go at it, meanwhile Flutie is up and hitting the ring as well with Tridus’s 100 List Tridus Silly Stick.

MS- What the hell Sid?!? Why do you always have to cheat to get your victories! Damn it, damn it, damn it. Someone needs to stop this crap!

BSS- Yeah and it looks like SM_007 can’t help, he’s busy having a slugfest with Deathwish. And Tridus is still out, like he would be help anyway, since he doesn’t trust either of his partners.

MS- Yeah well someone has to do something.

Meanwhile in the ring, Debt Angel has British in a hold that looks like he is trying to physically remove his head. Sid6.9 moves up behind Debt Angel and cracks him over the head with the steel pipe. * Thunk * But Debt Angel only stands up, releasing British and turns around looking at Sid6.9.

DA- The lord of debtness does not favor such things as striking me from behind.

Sid6.9 (Hiding the steel pipe behind his back)- Twasn’t me. It was, umm, him. * Pointing at an unconscious Shockwave * Yeah and I knocked him out after he hit you, yeah that’s it.

But Debt Angel doesn’t believe him and advances towards Sid6.9, meanwhile Flutie is climbing the ropes with the 100 List Tridus Silly Stick in his hand. Sid6.9 pulls out the steel pipe and cracks an advancing Debt Angel on the forehead, causing blood to shoot everywhere. But the big man just shrugs it off grabbing Sid6.9 by the collar, as he screams like a little girl…

Sid6.9- Oh please, I’m so fragile. (Sid pulls out a pair of glasses) You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? * Debt Angel makes a fist, preparing to pummel Sid6.9 * Oh come on, I was just kidding about the pipe thing, come on, please don’t hurt me. Look I bruise easily, please such a big man like you could kill me in one punch.

Debt Angel- Exactly!

But before Debt Angel could strike Sid6.9, Flutie comes flying off the top rope striking Debt Angel from behind on top of the head with the 100 List Tridus Silly Stick.

MS- Oh man, what a move to save Sid6.9 from Flutie. Man did you see that stick bend.

BSS- Yeah but more importantly, he is still standing!

Debt Angel turns around towards Flutie, but with the glaze in his eyes, Flutie knew that the strike did take it’s toll. Flutie rears back, to once again strike him, he fires another headshot that further dazes, but doesn’t bring down the big man. British comes from behind, pushing his arm up into Debt Angels family jewels, pushing them up into his throat. Debt Angel falls to one knee. British looks at Flutie, and they nod to one another. As Debt Angel regains his footing, British puts him on his shoulders and picks him off the ground, as Flutie climbs the ropes. Meanwhile SM_007 finally was able to kick the crap out of Deathwish into a vending stand. He tries to get back to the ring. Flutie standing on the ropes gets ready to leap when suddenly from behind his leg gets grabbed and yanked. Tridus had returned as the fans go crazy.

MS- Oh yes, Y2T is back, baby. Kick that shiznit Tridus!

BSS- Yep and he just got his stick back and British still has Debt Angel on his shoulders.

Tridus enters the ring does a summersault and strikes British in the kneecap, making him buckle just a bit. Tridus whacks him in the lower back, as Sid6.9 approaches Tridus with the steel pipe in hand. Y2T once again whacks British in the back of the leg, finally causing him to falter with the weight of Debt Angel on his shoulders. But from behind Sid6.9 rears back on the steel pipe to strike Tridus, when he suddenly ducks and jabs the stick backwards catching Sid6.9 in the gut. Sid6.9 drops the pipe as he grabs his stomach. SM_007 finally gets back in the ring, walks to Sid6.9, turns him around, flips him off, then gives him a DDT straight into the mat.

MS- Yes, yes, yes! DDT, DDT, DDT!

BSS- Yep but if it weren’t for Tridus, this may have not happened.

MS- Nope it wouldn’t have.

Tridus grabs up Sid6.9 as Debt Angel deposits British over the top rope with a viscous belly to back suplex. SM_007 cracks Flutie 3:16 in the head with the steel pipe to once again knock him out of the ring. Deathwish DDW is still trying to get up, leaving Sid6.9 in the ring with Tridus, SM_007, and Debt Angel. Tridus grabs a microphone while he throws Sid6.9 to Debt Angel.

MS- Oh man they got him right where they want him.

Y2T- Hey Sidister! (Sid6.9 looks up at Tridus) Guess what boy? (Sid6.9 gets a pathetic look on his face) Dying time is here.

And with that Y2T brings the stick up high into the air, bringing it down swiftly towards Sid6.9.

MS- Oh man, oh man, why did he do that?

BSS- I don’t know.

Y2T stopped just before the fatal strike and honks Sid6.9’s nose, while Sid6.9 loses all bladder functions over his supposed demise. SM_007 gets back on the stick…

SM_007- Hey Sid, we told you we had surprises for you, well here is one more. * As he points to the back *

Master Sidious just smiles and crosses his arms as Big Sexy is clearly enthralled at what is happening.

From the back the music "Big Balls" by AC/DC is cranking out, and out from behind the curtain walks a man that has slightly longer hair than shoulder length, a beard, and is wearing an old tattered suit.

BSS- Is that who I think it is?

MS- Yep.

BSS- But Sidious, there’s two of them.

MS- Nope only one, the other is fake.

BSS- Oh god not this again Sidious, I can’t take this NetRanger crap again.

MS- Nope just watch.

This man climbs in the ring, as British, Deathwish, and Flutie all start to get back in as well, staring at the disheveled man. He takes the stick and looks at Sid6.9.

Man- Well it’s very interesting to actually see myself, it’s like looking into a mirror.

Man- No! The imposter is you.

And the strange man grabs Sid6.9 by the collar, opens a knife and starts to cut and take his face off…

BSS- Oh my god he is removing his face! Oh this is disgusting.

By the time the man is finished we see a brown haired man with hazel eyes staring back at the other man that took his face off. The first strange man speaks again…

Man- Now fight fans, here is the real Sid6.9 * While pointing to himself * and he is * Sticks the microphone in his face *

Other Man (Embarrased and pissed)- Peter AKA Fake Sid6.9.

The fans all start to chat amongst themselves as Master Sidious suddenly leaps from the stands and charges at the ring.

MS- I knew it, I knew it all along. * As he gets in the ring Peter sees him coming * Come get some bitch!

Peter AKA Fake Sid6.9 (By the door leading outside)- You may think you had the last laugh, but this show is doomed!

And Peter hits the door to the outside, blocking it with a forklift. Meanwhile everyone in the ring just looks at one another. Just now realizing that if Peter had succeeded in taking out The Corporation, there would have been no stopping him. They all just stand there in silence, as Big Sexy and Shockwave to join them in the ring. Up on the Death Match-O-Vision the countdown to the year 2000 hits 30 seconds. But Meanwhile, outside…

Peter AKA Fake Sid6.9- So they found me out, hee hee hee, doesn’t matter, hee hee hee, I will still have the last laugh! (As he puts wires into a black box, flips up a switch that says TO ARM. A little red light blinks on another button)

Meanwhile inside the ring the fans and former competitors all start to countdown…

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Meanhwile outside Peter flips the protective covering on the switch named DETONATE.

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Peter- Happy New Year War Room!

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