*Gets into character*

(After getting info on a possible place to hold the new 
deathmatches, Sid6.9 and Sidious go to visit the manager of the 
abondoned soccer stadium that is nearby the ruins of the DM arena)

*Sidious and Sid6.9 are now in front of a small office*

Sid6.9: well this is the place, lets go in

*Sid6.9 and sidious walk in and the manager greets them with a 
shotgun*

Manager:(In a latino voice) Who the f*ck are you motherf*ckers! 
Don't move or i'll blow your f*cking head off!

*Sid and sidious don't move and keep their hands over their 
heads, sid speaks*

Sid: Umm.. I am sid6.9 and this is my employee Master Sidious.  
We work at the Deathmatch arena a block away.

Manager: Oh really! So you are the motherf*ckers responsible for 
the noise that I hear when i'm trying to sleep!  You know you 
guys kept me up so much, that my sexual performance went down 
because I was too f*cking exsuasted!  Well, give me one goddamn 
reason to why I shouldn't blow both of your motherf*ckin heads 
off!

Sid: Well, we are interested in buying umm.. one of your 
buildings. Please, we are sorry that we made all that noise, 
don't shoot us.

Manager: Really? heh heh, well look who is in charge now.  Little 
force does get what you want. *Manger puts down his shotgun* 
Sorry about that guys, its just that I get so many motherf*ckers 
coming into this store, fu*king around.

Sidious: Heh no problem, we understand. *Sidious rolls his eyes*

Manager: Anyway, welcome to my office guys, i'm Jose Rodrigez, 
manager of this store and many buildings as well.  How can I help 
you guys?

Sid: Well Mr. Rodrigez, we are interested in your buildings 
actually.  You see, our arena was destroyed in a blast by a 
terroist and now we need somewhere to hold it.

Rodrigez: Oh damn terroists, thats another reason why I carry 
this shotgun.  Blow their mothafu*kin heads off if they try to 
touch anything around here, hahaha.

*Sidious and sid laugh nervously with Rodrigez*

Rodrigez: So, I do have a couple of large buildings that I could 
rent you, or sell to you.

Sid: Well actually we were interested in your cousin buildings, 
cause we hear *Rodrigez interrupts*

Rodrigez: My cousin?? You ask about my cousin, that no good bitch 
who stole $500 dollars from me and ran away.  He used to scare 
off my customers away as well with his debates about the 
millinnuim! You think that I would be in business with him! 
*Starts to grab his shotgun*

Sid: Oh well, no, umm.. it suddenly has occured to me that umm.. 
you might have better buildings. Also your cousin's buildings are 
in seattle, so that might be uh... too far away for us to move, 
ya.. heh

*Rodrigez just stares at sid*

Rodrigez: Alright, sorry about that guys, but I just get a little 
angry now and then heh heh.

*Sidious whispers something to sid*

Sidious: Wait, what do you mean we want to get a building from 
him, I heard his cousin had better buildings and besides, I've 
always wanted to see Seattle.

Sid: Shut up sidious, this guy is crazy.

Rodrigez: What was that!

Sid: Oh nothing, I was just telling my friend sidious, that he 
was.. Lazy, heh this bastard doesn't do a damn thing.

Sidious:(Whispering to sid) hey, what the hell?

Sid: (Whispering back) Sorry its the only thing I could think of 
to say.

Rodrigez: I see, si si, *to himself* americanos loco en la 
cabeza. *Outloud* anyway, what kind of buildings can I interest 
you.

Sid: Well actually, its kind of getting late, but we will come 
back tommorrow and ask for more info on your buildings.

Rodrigez: Alright, I expect to see you back then, Adios

Sid: Adios

Sidious: ya, chou

*Sidious and sid leave the shop as Rodrigez eyeballs them until 
they are out of sight*

Sidious: Well now what? Your not thinking of buying from that 
lunatic?

Sid: I don't know Sidious, he may be our only hope....