(in character mode on for this special christmas message)

*Tridus comes into the War Room and simply walks down the ramp 
wishing Merry Christmas and such to people he goes by on the way. 
The silly stick is adorned at the top of it with Red and Green 
ribbons to signify the holiday*

*Tridus walks over to the announcement area where Sid usually 
sits, sits down there, puts his feet up, produces a microphone, 
and starts talking*

Y2T - Merry Christmas War Room! Or at least the few of you who 
are still here and not off enjoying the holiday by stuffing your 
faces. I'll be doing that shortly, but the wife sent me off on 
some Errrands.... *grumble*

*Some teenager in the crowd points and laughs at Y2T*

Y2T - Oh be quiet. Anyway I'm having this taped so that all the 
Tridaholics can see it when they get back, and of course for my 
good friend Sid.

Y2T - You se... *a phone can be heard ringing* umm just a 
second... *answers his cell phone*

Hello?

Yes...

No dear...

What do you mean you can't find him? L...

no dear...

I'm sorry dear...

Yes dear...

Yes dear...

Alright... go look everywhere that I told you, and when you find 
that cheapskate Edge, tell him that I demand his share of the 
Corporate expenses! I don't know when he disappeared, but he 
can't hide from the bill forever!

Sorry for yelling dear...

Yes dear...

Yes dear...

yes dear...

I love you too.

*hangs up*

*shakes his head*

Where was I? Oh yes...

*puts the phone away*

Sid...I created a list of new years resolutions for you... Now 
since I know this weeks match is going to be very special as we 
finally get rid of you and restore things to their rightful 
order, you should take these to heart...

*Takes out a paper list and looks at it*

5. Take some of those profits and buy yourself a real wardrobe! I 
mean, yikes!

4. Order the NWD to take baths on a regular basis. Especially 
Death Lizard.

3. Cut back on the beer, your starting to develop something of a 
weight problem.

2. Take a course on how to work through minor distractions. I've 
heard you really have problems focusing on your work when your 
playtoy Flutie comes in demanding...*ahem* attention.

1. *takes out a package of Tic Tac's and leaves them on Sid's 
desk* I think this speaks for itself.

Merry Christmas everybody!