> (Fireworks go off all around the ring, and when the smoke clears, 
> Tridus is lying on the ground desperately trying to catch his 
> breath.)
> 
> Rabble: Is he okay?
> More rabble: It's not Friday, he'll be fine.
> Rabble: Oh, okay then. What's with all this soul business anyway?
> More rabble: I hear souls make excellent insulation.
> Rabble: I'll buy that. When does Edge come on?

*Y2T takes a moment before getting back to his feet, then looks 
around at the fans*

Y2T - umm... I, umm... oh hell, I'll go deal with this and come 
back tomorrow! *hurridly walks off to the back*

*The fans mill around and continue babbling, many with comments 
about how odd this was and what a crappy exit Y2T made*

** in the back **

*We see Y2T on his cell phone*

Y2T - Yes dear... yes dear... no dear.... I know sweetie, but I 
think we can postpone Aruba for a couple months... *moves the 
phone away from his ear as screaming comes out of it*

*puts the phone back to his ear after a moment*

Y2T - Yes dear... well we knew it would be costly when I started 
taking everything over. No dear... No dear I don't want you to 
pay him off... *sighs* yes dear, yes I will give that up so we 
can still have the trip... yes dear... no dear... yes dear... yes 
dear... yes dear... no dear...

Y2T - *sighs again* yes dear... alright.. I love you... *hangs up*

*Tridus swings the silly stick at a chair, sending it flying*

Y2T - Arggh!!! That bastard just had to pick now! NOW!

*Tridus starts pacing*

Y2T - Alright Tri, focus... He said five days... that leaves me 
until saturday to get the money... that still leaves Fridays' 
plans intact... and thanks to the wife graciously giving up my 
marble statue... *sighs* ... well at least that doesn't leave 
very much money to find... getting it by Saturday should be no 
problem, I'll just have to talk to Sid's secretary about paying 
me in advance... yeah, she's probably just as persuadable as the 
old one was... cuter too.

*Tridus chuckles to himself* Yeah... this shouldn't pose too much 
of a problem... 

*stops for a moment*

Y2T - Hey! Wait a minute! How come I'm the only one paying for 
all of this??

Y2T - Oh yeah... thats right, the rest of the Corporation is too 
damn cheap. Well I guess thats why I'm in charge! *chuckles to 
himself again* Still... I wonder if there is a way to find the 
money without giving up that statue of myself... *wanders off 
thinking about it*