This is an "In Character Post" about the Friday Night War Room 
Death Matches.  If you do not like the stories or the in 
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It's been 3 days since the last Death Match, during routine 
checks of the previous nights recordings.  A security guard got a 
hold of an interesting conversation that took place in the War 
Room at 0300AM.  Later that morning he brought the audio 
recording to Sid6.9.

Security Officer comes to Sid's office and knocks on the door.

Sid6.9 (While looking at the monitor of who is outside the door)- 
Ah Charles, come in!

Security Officer Charles N. Riley- Good day sir. Sorry for the 
intrusion sir, but, I have found a very interesting conversation 
that I needed to bring you immediately.

Sid6.9- Really?  Please put the tape in.

SOCNR- Okay sir, this is last nights surveillance tape.  It is 
around 0300AM.  Unfortunately the sound is of poor quality that 
we are unable to make out who the voices are, but we were able to 
clean it up a little to hear what was being said.  That's why we 
can't put a fix, on who they are, because to boost the voices we 
had to sacrifice the quality to each individual person talking.  
We are sure there is 3 of them though, sir.  I know it may be 
confusing, as the voices will sound similar.

Sid6.9- Hmmm, I find that lack of technology to be…..Disturbing.

SOCNR- As do I sir.

The tape starts up with nothing but pitch-blackness being seen, 
with exception to a few breaks of light peaking in to the War 
Room.  Then there is footsteps heard, that lead up to, but not 
into camera range.  The footsteps stop and a conversation begins…

Unidentified Man #1- Damn it, I tell you he has to be around here!

Unidentified Man #2- Calm down, calm down.  I'm sure if you're 
right we should be able to locate him.

Unidentified Man #1- Dude, are you sure you checked his house, I 
mean everywhere?

Unidentified Man #3- Well I tried, but when he is home it is kind 
of difficult. I heard there's a rumor of a dungeon in his 
basement, I haven't been able to locate it though.  I'll try 
again tomorrow.

UM#2- Are you sure he isn't him?  I mean he certainly still seems 
like it.

UM#1- I'm positive, and he has got to be around here still!

UM#3- We also might have to assume that he's dead.

UM#2- Yeah, I think that if what you're saying is true, then he 
would have had to kill him, outta fear of being found out.

UM#1- No, no, I'm positive, he is still alive.  Dude, check 
around a little more, I'll get in contact with you tomorrow.

UM#3- Okay.

Then the voices stop and the footsteps walk away, avoiding the 
video cameras throughout the War Room and disappearing out of the 
forum.

Sid6.9 (Squinching his forehead)- Hmmmm, intriguing.

SOCNR- I'd say so to sir, I'm not sure what the mean by him being 
alive, or why they would be here talking about it.  My staff and 
I think that they did this on purpose, to let us hear this.  But 
for what it means, we can't really tell what exactly their 
intentions are.

Sid6.9- Umm that's okay Charles, let me handle it okay!

SOCNR- Very well sir. (While taking the tape out of the machine 
and placing it back in the case)

Sid6.9- Oh, and go ahead and leave the tape here, okay.

SOCNR- Sure, here you go. (Handing the tape to Sid6.9)

Sid6.9 (As Charles the Security man leaves)- Thanks Charles, you 
did an excellent job!  Gfrazier was right about you.  This is the 
only copy, right?

SOCNR- Thank you sir. Yes sir, we didn't have time to make a 
copy.  But I can take it and do one real quick if you want me too.

Sid6.9- No, no that's all right.  I'll take care of it.

SOCNR- Very well sir.

After Charles leaves the room, Sid6.9 takes the videotape and 
pulls and yanks out the tape.  Further more he takes the tape he 
yanks out and proceeds to light it on fire, all the while 
laughing.

Meanwhile just entering the War Room we find Edge, Y2T and Beavis 
and Butthead with about 13 scantily dressed women in tow.

Edge- Okay Beatrice and Buckrocket, you guys know what to do 
right?

Beavis- Umm, Edge sir, it's…

Edge- It doesn't matter what your name is Beatrice!

Butthead- Heh heh heh heh, yeah, Beatrice, heh heh heh heh, 
dumbass, heh, heh, heh!

Edge- All right you 2 Jabroonies get going.

Butthead (As he is walking away)- he, he, heh, heh, he, this is 
going to be cool, heh heh or something.

Beavis- Yeah, yeah hmm, hm, hm, hm, this is going to rock, hm, 
hm, hm!

Y2T- I don't understand why you have these two imbeciles around!  
Those 2 numbskulls couldn't even tie their own shoes.

Edge- Don't worry about them jabroonie, they'll do what I tell em.

Y2T- Yeah, and stop calling me Jabroonie!  I'm Y2T, the "Iootolah 
of Rock and Rolla" and the baddest mahamba, jahamba here!

Edge- Yeah right, just remember when this is over, so is the 
partnership.  We are going to do what we need to do then I will 
lay the smack down on yah, if ya…

Y2T- Yeah, yeah if I smell what you are cooking!  And it smells 
nasty too by the way

Edge- Hey!  Don't ever, and I mean ever, steal Edge's lines 
again.  And don't worry about the smell, we got things to do, 
lets go.

Meanwhile in the NWD's locker room, the members are sitting down 
enjoying a card game.

Deathwish (To Flutie 3:16)- Umm, do you have any, umm, 8's?

Flutie 3:16- Nope go fish.

Flutie 3:16 (To Peak Man)- Hey, Peak, do you have any 6's?

Peak Man- Mphlll, mphll.

British- Damn it you stupid redneck, your not supposed to eat the 
damn cards, you bloody yank!

Deathwish- Great just great, another game ruined cause Peak Man 
is hungry!  He already ate all the money for Monopoly, ate the 
letters for scrabble (Peak Man burps and out flies an E, F, and 
P), and totally ruined Jenga when he drooled on the blocks!

Flutie- Yeah but at least he didn't eat them.

British- Yeah mate, but now the bloody blocks are fused together, 
the game is now a statue.  And if I do say so, it kinda looks 
cool.

The all look at it and agree.

Deathwish- Hey I know, I got UNO out in the car!  Let me go get 
it.

Flutie- Cool, I'm a UNO master.

Deathwish gets up to leave, but the door won't budge, he hears 
laughing from the other side.

Beavis- Hey Butthead, look at what I found! * Holding a Bra *

Butthead- Heh, heh he, he, heh, he, It's an over the shoulder 
boulder holder, heh, he, he, he!

Beavis (Putting it on his head)- Hmmmm, hm, hm, hm * Raises his 
hands * Take me to your Peter, hmm, hm, hm, hm.

Butthead- Heh, he, he, heh, he, stupid, heh, he, he, heh, heh.  
(While finishing locking the knobs together)

Deathwish- Hey, let us out of here, I need to get my UNO cards!  
Come on, let me out of here, or I'll beat you to death!

Beavis- Are you threatening me!  You do not want to upset my 
Bunghole!

*Smack *

Butthead- Shut up buttmuch, heh, he, heh, he, he, lets go find 
those chicks, heh heh heh!

Beavis- Hm, hm, hmm, hm, yeah that'd be cool, hmm, hmm, hm

Meanwhile inside the locker room.

Flutie- Peak, ram the door so we can get out of here.

Peak Man- Okie, dokie.  (And Peak Man charges at the door, 
slamming into it head first)

Peak Man after hitting the door, and the door not budging, stands 
up…

Peak Man- Ouch! (And falls back unconscious)

Flutie- Oh well, hey lets do a game of "20 Guesses".

Deathwish and British- Cool.

Meanwhile we see Sid6.9 hard at work on his computer when all of 
a sudden the door flies open and Tridus runs in jumping on the 
desk…

Sid6.9- What the…

Y2T- Hiya, bitc…I mean umm boss!

Edge strolls in from behind as Sid starts hitting a button under 
his desk.

Edge (Looking at Sid's hand)- Trying to recall the troops there 
Sid?  Heh, heh, why don't you look at the monitor.  * Pointing to 
the break room where the 13 scantily dressed girls are no longer 
scantily dressed at all *

Sid6.9- Oh you bastards, you shoulda brought them here!

Edge- Oh I would, but they only like em over 3 inches, and umm, 
from what I hear, you don't qualify.

Y2T- Heh heh, yeah there "Pinky Boy" * While waving his pinky at 
Sid *

Sid6.9- All right you monkies, get to what you want!

Edge- Ah the straight forward man that you are, very well.  It 
seems you are liking making our life hell, well Sid that is going 
to change fast!

Y2T- Yeah punk, we want is due us!  And if you don't give it up, 
well, my stick here is going to go somewhere unpleasant.

Sid6.9- All right, all right, it seems you 2 have me this time.  
What do you demand?

Edge (Looking at Y2T)- Wow this was easy!

Y2T- Heh heh, told ya.

Edge- All right, we want The NWD this week! 

Sid6.9- Well I would do that, but, I have other obligations.

Y2T spins around the stick in a very fast move that before Sid 
can react, it slaps upside his head drawing blood.

Sid6.9 (Holding his ear)- Oh da…

Edge- Now, now Sid, that was a warning slap.  Give us what we 
want!

Sid6.9- Okay, okay, I'll give you the match.  But on one 
condition too.

Y2T- No, n…

Edge- Hold on Tri, lets hear what he has to say. * While raising 
the eyebrow *

Sid6.9- I will give you your match, not this week, but next, if 
you agree to not get involved in this weeks activities.  Agreed?

Edge looking at Tri, who shrugs.

Edge- Okay, you got it, on one more condition.  That my 2 lackeys 
are allowed to broadcast the match.

Y2T- Edge are you insane!?

Edge- Relax Tri, I promised them that.

Sid6.9- Well against my better judgement, I will do it.  

Sid6.9 extends his hand to Edge, who only just slaps it away and 
then laughs.  Tridus and Edge make their way out of the office, 
laughing.

Sid6.9- Okay, you got what you want corporation, and I got what I 
wanted, ha, ha, ha, ha…