* slips into character created solely by myself (okay, the WWF 
made it but I get to use it *

Peter sits in the ring dreaming his hopeloss dreams of beating 
anything bigger than an anemic flea.

Dong - the lights go out throughout the ring

Dong - red floodlights fill the entrance

Dong - BOOM! Fireworks go off to reveal a shadowy character in a 
black trenchcoat. A symbol which looks mysteriously like a ^$^ 
appears on te big screen.

DebtAngel: Peter. I come bearing a message.

Peter: wtf?

DebtAngel: Peter, it has cost you a lot to do business in the 
Deathmatch. It has forced you to take out a loan from my 
associates.

Peter: How do you...

DebtAngel: Peter, I have come to collect. For I am the Lord 
DebtAngel. I am the Lord and Sacred Prince of all you owe. And I 
name the price...as your soul.

BOOM! More fireworks go off, and DebtAngel is gone.

Peter: My soul, eh? So nothing important then.