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15 minutes later
Sid6.9
1Cust15.tnt5.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Tue Dec 14 11:50:19

> 
> *Jack starts getting up and heading for Tridus. A teenage girl in 
> the front row yells "look out!" Tridus whips around and 
> sees Jack coming up for him, spins the silly stick around and 
> clocks Jack on the top of the had with it. Jack immediately falls 
> limply to the ground unconsciously. The fans cheer.*
> 
> Y2T - Damn idiot doesn't even know when to just give up. He 
> reminds me of you Sid!
> 
> *Tridus blows a kiss to the fan who warned him. The fan looks 
> extremely happy*
> 
> Y2T - With that I must depart, I have to continue making 
> preparations for my takeover this friday. Sid, take a look at 
> this nobody you were going to send out to fight, take a good long 
> look. By time I'm done with you, you'll envy him, laying beaten 
> and unconscious on the ramp!
> 
> *The music starts up again and the fans go wild. Styx walks up 
> the ramp giving Jack one more kick to the ribs on the way up. 
> Tridus basks in the cheers of the fans for a couple minutes 
> before turning to head out of the building*

15 minutes later Sid6.9 arrives to the War Room...

Techincian- Sir, sir, I don't know if you found yet or not, but 
Styx and Y2T have beaten up Jack, and I mean real bad too.

Sid6.9- Damn it!  Where the hell was security!

Tech- Sir, they were all in the breakroom after that mysterious 
100 foot doughnut arrived!

Sid6.9- I'm tired of all the incompatance of this place!  Where 
the hell did they take Jack?!?

Tech- To the infirmary sir.

Sid6.9 heads up to the infirmary but not before stopping by the 
break room and randomly firing 8 of the 24 security guards there. 
 The remaining ones receive a very stern warning.

Sid6.9 (As he enters the Infirmary, and sees Lucy the nurse)-  
Well hello there Lucy!  You're looking, umm, rather fit today! 
(While staring at her breasts)

Lucy- Yeah whatever, what can I do for you sir?

Sid6.9 then notices the top curve of a 2 sticking out of her 
white uniform.

Sid6.9- What do you have underneath your uniform!

Lucy- Oh, well this, (And she rips the uniform apart to reveal a 
Y2T tee shirt) Oh yeah baby Y2T all the way!

Sid6.9- What the hell, you put that on with your uniform!?! What 
kind of nurse are you?!?  What do you want to do with your life?!?

Lucy- I want to rock Y2T baby, yeah!!!

Sid6.9 infuriariated that Tridus has gotten to another one of his 
employees, and the best looking one at that, storms off towards 
where Jack is.

Sid6.9- Jack are you all right?

Jack with 3 I.V's in place and bandages all over the place.

Jack (With hurt sounding voice)- I, I, I, think I will be all 
right.

Sid6.9- Do you think you can go this Firday?

Jack- I think so sir.

Sid6.9- Good then rest easy son.  (Sid pulls out his cell phone 
and dials in the number)

Sid6.9- Yes, Shlonglor please!  I don't care if he is busy!  Tell 
him Sid6.9 is on the phone.

Sid waits several seconds until Shlonglor finally makes it to the 
phone.

Sid6.9- Hey Shlonglor how goes it?  You don't say, ha ha, you 
deleted him too, ha ha!  Anyways I need some extra security here. 
 The guards in the War Room are incompetent.  I want ones that 
won't do a half-ass job.  I mean really, they ignore most posters 
and only go after the ones that I like.  

Sid6.9- Yep, oh really, cool, send him over, he sounds like he 
can really help out...
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