On Sun Dec 12 07:35:38, Y2T wrote:
> (in character mode on)
> 
> Y2T - What you may not be aware of is that Styx here later on 
> last night challenged Edge. So Sid, here is what your going to do 
> before the countdown clock *which returns to the screen now* hits 
> zero.
> 
> Y2T - your going to come out here and do your preview show. Your 
> going to announce that we have a double feature. The main event 
> will still be me kicking your ass six ways from sunday and thus 
> taking over the company. However, before that, you are now going 
> to announce that Styx will be taking on Edge in 1on1 competition.
> 
> *the fans go nuts*
> 
> Y2T - You see Sid? I know what the fans want! You will bore these 
> Tridaholics never again! Do you hear me Sid? N-e-e-e-v-e-r again!
> 
> *With that, Enter Sandman starts up again. Tridus basks in the 
> cheers of the crowd for their Saviour for a few moments, then 
> backs off stage with Styx leading the way off*

Meanwhile in the not so distant future, Bo Bo the killer chimp 
and his band of merry monkies, they....Umm sorry wrong story...

Meanwhile Sid6.9 is watching his portable monitor of Tridus 
boasting his claims for this weeks Death Match.  When all of a 
sudden a floor technician bursts into Sids office

War Room Floor Technician- Sir, sir, Tridus is at it again! 
Shouldn't we...

Sid6.9 (Before the Technician can finish) God damn it, what the 
hell are you doing in here!!!

WRFT- Umm, well, uhh, sorry sir, I didn't know if you knew what 
was going on.

Sid6.9- You fool, I always know what is going on!  Get the hell 
out of here before I fire your ass!

WRFT- (Bows in servitude) Yes sir, my many appologies sir.  I beg 
1000 forgivnesses on you!

As the ERFT leaves the room, Sid6.9 sits back in his chair, forms 
his hands in a steeple up by his mouth and goes into deep 
thought.  After about 5 minutes, Sid6.9 gets a smile on his face, 
and hits the intercom.

Sid6.9- Umm Susie, can you get my phone book.

Susie- Yes sir!

The secretary brings in his phone book and Sid gives her a warm 
slap on the buttocks (Cause Sid likes to do that) and she gives a 
little giggle.

Susie- Oh sir!

Sid6.9- Heh heh after I get done here, I want you to come back 
and we can play "Hide the Sausage" okay?

Susie- * Giggles *

Just as Susie is leaving the sausa.. I mean the room, the room, 
Sid calls out...

Sid6.9- Oh and Susie find Edge for me would you?

Susie- I think he is just down the hall, I'll go check.

Sid6.9 opens the phone book and finds what he is looking for.  
Picks up his cellular phone and dials in the number...Meanwhile 
down the hall Susie finds Edge talking to someone around the 
corner.

Susie (Slightly embarassed)- Umm, excuse me, umm Mr Edge.

Edge turns to see Susie.

Edge- Yikes!  Oh damn don't do that again, it isn't halloween 
damn it!

Susie- But this is how I normally look.

Edge- (shakes his head) Oh, well your mom should be umm, slapped 
or something!  And what the heck do you want anyways with the 
most electricfying man in War Room Entertainment history?

Susie- Well Mr 6.9 would like for you to come to his office, now.

Edge- Now!!!  You said Now!!!  How dare you take to Edge in this 
way!  If I wasn't such a gentleman I'd check your rowdy poo candy 
butt into the smackdown motel!  Tell Sid I will be there when 
I'll be there!

Susie- But he said now!

Edge turns back to face Susie fully...

Edge- Tell me there, what was your name again?

Susie- It's su...

Edge- It doesn't matter what your name is (Like you couldn't see 
that one coming)

Edge- Tell me susie, do you like waffles?

Susie- Not really.

Edge- Well then what about Pancakes?

Susie- Nope sorry, I don't eat those either.

Edge- Oh come now Susie, everyone loves Pancakes even Edge loves 
Pancakes.

Susie- Really?!?  Well why don't you pancake your ass into 
Sid6.9's office!  (Ha, bet you didn't see that one coming) 

Edge just sits back and smiles as Susie leaves, as he got caught 
in one of his own catch phrases.  Edge turns around...

Edge-(Puts the phone back up to his ear) Don't worry, I'll take 
care of it.  By the time I'm done with him he'll be eating outta 
my hand.  Heh heh yeah I know, talk to you later. 

Edge hangs up the phone and heads to Sids office.  Smiles at 
Susie on his way by...

Sid6.9 (Just finishing on the phone himself)- Ahh Edge excellent!

Edge- Damn straight, now what can I do for ya?

Sid6.9- Well I know you wanted the match with Styx, or to ref the 
match between me and Tridus.  But I got a more devious plan, come 
here and I'll tell ya.

Edge moves closer and Sid6.9 whispers into his ear...

Edge (With an evening smile on his face and a raised eyebrow)  
Intriguing!  I shall look forward to it.

Sid6.9- Excellent, can you have Susie come back in, she needs to 
polish my kno... I mean play "Hide the Saus"..
I mean to dictate a letter, doh!

Edge leaves telling Susie what he wants and shutters at the 
thought of his true intentions...