(in character mode on)

*The War Room is awash in an argument over which is a better 
french fry topping, Ketchup or Gravy, when the War Room-o-vision 
lights up with the Y2T Countdown banner*

5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

*the lights go out* *fireworks shoot off at the entrance to the 
War Room* *Enter Sandman starts blasting from the PA system* *A 
silhouette can be seen standing in the entrance*

*The lights come back on*

*Tridus turns and walks down the ramp a few steps... stops... 
looks around... waits for the music to die off*

Y2T - Welcome to the Tridus room!

*the fans stop arguing to cheer*

Y2T - Now I know that all of you Tridaholics were wondering just 
what happened to Y2T yesterday, what with that lout Edge out here 
and all... you were all asking yourselves, "why isn't Y2T 
saving us from this idiot and his pathetic ravings!?" Now I 
know... I know... I would have liked to have been able to be out 
here shutting him up permantly, but I had some... *ahem* 
Business, to attend to. *smirk*

Y2T - I have just one thing to say to Edge today, as he really 
isn't worth wasting more words on... but Edge, I noticed on the 
tape that you borrowed my introduction. Although its a vast 
improvement over your... wait, what is it you do again? Oh yes 
thats right, nothing worth mentioning... well although its a vast 
improvement over your waste of time, I have to inform you that... 
well your not worthy of it. Stick to what your good at, repeating 
the same old boring lines over and over and over and over again 
like a bad actor.

*Tridus takes a few more steps down the ramp*

Y2T - Sid... Sid, sid sid, sid sid... I've been thinking long and 
hard about what has happened between us, and you know what? I've 
been going about it all the wrong way.. I admit it.

*Tridus pauses*

Y2T - You see Sid... I should have beaten your worthless hide 
into the ground weeks ago!

*The fans cheer*

Y2T - You started off as an ok promoter and all, I mean your 
second ever match was... well we all know how great it was.

Y2T - But it was all downhill from there Sid... I should have 
stepped in at the first sign that you were getting cheaper and 
saved all these Tridaholics from weeks of boredom. But figuring 
that you might turn out to be not totally worthless, I gave you a 
chance. Sid, here's your report card...

*Tridus turns and looks at the War Room-o-vision, which is 
showing the following table on a high quality looking printed 
form*

"Name: Sid6.9
Subject: Promoter/Match Scheduler/Psuedo-Important Guy

Item:                                         Grade:
Match Scheduling                              D-
Business Practice                             D-
Talent Selection                              D-
Keeping Fan Interest                          D-
Breath                                        F

Overall                                       F

Comments: Sid6.9 has demonstrated absolute proof that he is a 
total failure as the Death Match promoter and needs to be 
replaced immediately. The only smart move he ever made was 
bringing in that genius Tridus. Unfortunately, subsequent matches 
have been using bottom of the barrel talent, thereby boring the 
hell out of the staff here at Reports-R-Us."

Y2T - Well there you have it Sid... an independent review finds 
that your just as worthless as I always thought.


Y2T - Oh, and don't be getting any ideas about sending your 
cronies after me again. I mean Sid... really.. I always knew you 
were at best half the man I am, but that was pathetic even for 
you. I mean I'd expect that out of someone like that punk Death 
Lizard.

*Tridus walks down the ramp a bit more*

Y2T - All you Tridaholics can rest assured that your hero and 
saviour is not going to be chased off by this evil promoter and 
his quest to line his own pockets by boring you all to death! 
Much like that idiot who started the math debate was brought to 
justice by me, Sid will pay for what he has done to us all!

*Tridus turns and looks up the ramp*

Y2T - Oh and Sid... being the mama jamma that I am, I took the 
liberty of sending your goon squad home for the day with pay. You 
know that secretary of yours is really rather helpful if she's 
talked to the... *smirk* right way.

Y2T - Just remember that when you come out here to announce 
todays match, you won't have all those losers to hide behind now. 
*laugh*

Y2T - Hit the music!

*Enter Sandman starts playing again, the fans cheer... Tridus 
basks in it for a moment then starts up the ramp towards the exit*