Disclaimer:  This is the death match preview show.  It is not a 
popularity contest.  All participants are taken from the War Room 
over a flame war, disagreement, or pig butt nasty insult 
throwing.  Even though the author may have an opinion about these 
flame wars, he will not let it be known through the stories.  The 
story itself is fictional, but there may be words, phrases, or 
actions in the story that may offend readers.  I will not be held 
responsible if you have a heart attack, have a seizure, or your 
if your head explodes.  In short you have been warned.  Also do 
not try any of these stunts at home, be it that they are made up 
by me.  Anyways it is just a story…Enjoy!

Announcer Dude- Welcome fight fans to the War Room Death Match 
Preview Show * Fans start cheering * And now lets take you to our 
host, Sid6.9.

Camera pans over to Sid6.9 as he walks in.  * Fans start 
cheering, Sid, Sid, Sid *

Sid6.9- Thank you, thank you very much my War Room patrons.  I am 
Sid6.9, and this is the Death Match Preview Show.  Wow what a 
death match we had last Firday!  We saw British win his match 
versus Kramer due to some outside interference from Ninja 
Electronica and DeathWish DDW.  But it didn't stop there, as the 
NWD (New World Disorder) made their way to the ring in a 
confrontation with British, Ninja E, and Deathwish.  Well it 
seemed we were going to have an impromptu match between these 2 
groups, when, while Ninja E was laying the bad mouth on the NWD.  
His partner, Deathwish, and British, took of their shirts to 
reveal the black and blue that is the NWD. * Fans Boo * 
Needlessly to say, Ninja E was unaware of this doublecross from 
his tag partner too late, as he was taken apart by the 2 new 
members as well as the 2 existing ones.

Turns in chair, builds a tiny fort, plays a little solitaire, and 
sings "Blue Moon".

Sid6.9- Well the second match was probably the most confusing, as 
we seen the 3 NetRangers go at one another.  The ending was a bit 
confusing as we seen one of the NetRangers morph into many War 
Room forumers past and present, before he came out on top.  It is 
still unclear to us on whether or not it was the real NetRanger 
or a facsimile of him.  Sufficed to say Death Match fans, we will 
not put on another of this type of confusing match.

Sid6.9- Well fight fans, it is a new week, and we are going to be 
bringing you another fight.  Like 3 weeks ago, this one is 
another Fandomonium * Reverberates throughout the War Room *  * 
Fans cheer wildly at the sound of that *.  For the announcements 
of these Fandomonium matches for you to choose, we go to Master 
Sidious and Rstefan01.  Guys take it away…

Master Sidious- Thanks Sid, and welcome fight fans to another 
Death Match Fandomonium * Reverberates throughout the War Room * 
Like the last one, we will give you several matches to choose 
from.  You tell us from those matches, which one you would most 
like to see.  But before we get to that lets welcome my tag team 
death match partner, the man that "Owes the Devil his Soul", the 
"Master of Mayhem" and the man that knows what the back of Monica 
Lewinsky's head really looks like!  Big Sexy Stefan!

Big Sexy Stefan- That's right fight fans, I am Big Sexy Stefan, 
and right here (Points to his crotch) is the Human Love Machine, 
oh yeah!

MS- Heh heh it certainly is there Big Sexy, and please keep it 
there too.  Well it seems the NWD has gained some more muscle in 
their ranks, hey there Sexy?

BSS- Yep, and it doesn't look good for the Death Matches either.  
But so far they really haven't done all that much.

MS- Nope they sure haven't, well to us anyways.  Well lets dive 
into the Fandomonium there Big Sexy!  Hey why don't you tell the 
fight fans how the Fandomonium works.

BSS- Okay there Sidious, well Sid6.9 first finds us several 
possible match-ups.  We take these match-ups and present them to 
you.  You in turn vote for the Death Match you want to see.  You 
can only vote once, and you can't take back your vote either.  So 
be careful what match you want to see, cause after you cast your 
vote, you will not be able to take it back.  Sid will tabulate 
these votes, and with the one receiving the most votes, will be 
the Death Match that you will see.

MS- But Big Sexy, what if we have a tie?!?

BSS- Simple, Sid will promote both fights!  

MS- Okay with that then fight fans here is the first match-up 
that you can choose from!

BSS- The first fight sure could be one hell of a slobber knocker! 
 It seems we have had a newcomer come into the War Room and throw 
his weight around at a lot of forumers!  He even went so far as 
to insult both Peak Man and Flutie 3:16.  Now even though both 
Fluite and Peak are salivating at the chance to take this man on, 
Sid will not allow it.  No newcomer can just walk in to take on a 
tried and true fighters like Flutie and Peak Man.  But he will 
allow a new challenger to take this man on.  And the man we are 
talking about is FU-Q2!   Now his challenger is a man that has 
wanted to get into the Death Match ring for so long that Sid has 
placed him opposite this new challenger.  And this man is Tyrant 
(TOA).  Now this challenger may not want to take on FU-Q2 due to 
the fact that they live in the same city.  And could actually be 
friends, but if you vote for FU-Q2 vs. Tyrant (TOA) then these 2 
will get it on!  So if you want to see this fight than vote for A!

MS- Okay, our second match pits a forumer that is posting who is 
cool and who is uncool.  He is the very cocky and arrogant 
HELL_TROOPER!  Now this fellow has been giving large snaps up to 
many people on the forum, with exception to a very few.  One of 
those is our promoter Sid6.9 who doesn't fall in line with no 
one, and didn't want to be on the cool list!  But his competitor 
is one that also would not conform to the rules of HELL_TROOPER 
either, so he will get what he wants in a battle to the death 
with him.  This mans name is Xervas!  He is one that knows what 
it means to flame, and what it is to be flamed.  But trust me 
folks, he wants HELL_TROOPER more than anyone else!  So if you 
want to see HELL_TROOPER take on Xervas, then vote B! 

BSS- Okay our third contest has FO HEAD set to battle the man 
from SW Net known as Gunslinger!  Now even though FO HEAD and 
Gunslinger have never crossed paths before, FO HEADS unwavering 
attacks on SW NET have been legendary.  Well Gunslinger has 
stepped up to the challenge of defending SW NET from FO HEAD's 
attacks on them.  So if you would like to see Gunslinger take on 
FO HEAD, then vote for C!

MS- Okay another possible death match is one that I wanted to see 
last time, but was unfortunate to not be able to.  It is the 
Imbalance Wars, with members of SC:Evolution vs. Blizzard 
Entertainment!  These 2 sparring partners have been jabbing back 
and forth at one another for quite sometime now.  Well with any 
luck from our fight fans, we will see these 2 Juggernauts take on 
each other in the final War to end Imbalance!  So vote for D to 
see it!

BSS- Well I think that just about covers this edition of Friday 
Night War Room Death Match—Fandomonium * Reverberates throughout 
the War Room *.

MS- So fight fans you can choose from one of the possible 4 
matches.  You only have one vote, so make it count.  Here are the 
fights without all the commentary with it!

A- FU_Q2 vs. Tyrant (TOA)

B- HELL_TROOPER vs. Xervas

C- Gunslinger vs. FO HEAD

D- SC:Evolution vs. Blizzard in the continuing saga that is "The 
Imbalance Wars."

MS- Well now back to Sid6.9.

Sid6.9- Okay there you have them fight fans.  I will post this 
Sunday evening as well as Monday morning and afternoon to ensure 
everyone has a chance to vote.  Get the votes in and you may see 
the match that you want to see.  And remember to keep one foot in 
the gutter and one fist up someones piehole and even you can be 
on Friday Night War Room Death Match.

Update- Voting results as of this point…

A- FU_Q2 vs. Tyrant (TOA)= 1

B- HELL_TROOPER vs. Xervas= 0

C- Gunslinger vs. FO HEAD= 6

D- SC:Evolution vs. Blizzard Entertainment= 2

Sid6.9- All right fight fans, remember get your votes in!  Time 
is running out, as I well announce this weeks Death Match 
tomorrow morning.  So you have until 9:00pm forum time to get 
your votes in!

As the credits roll…

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