NOTE: This is an "in-character" post, and my sentiments 
here do not reflect my true opinions of anyone mentioned, in any 
way, shape or form.


*The fans were just filing in the Death Match arena to cast their 
votes on what matchups they would like to see on Friday night, 
and lining up, when the arenas lights went out, causing the fans 
to cheer, thinking that it is going to be Y2T come back to cause 
more trouble with Sid6.9, the promotor of the Death Matches.*

*All of a sudden, a counter appears at the screen, counting down 
from the number "5," and above the number it says 
"Y2E." When it reaches zero, there are no fireworks, but 
instead, Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" blares throughout the 
arena, causing the fans to shriek with excitement.*

*Out steps Edge, making the fans even more excited, and he looks 
around from the Death Match stage as the fans, who were off at 
the polling booths, gather around the ring to hear what Edge has 
to say this time. Edge walks down the isle, slowly, and then hops 
on one of the turnbuckles, and smells the electricity in the air. 
Of not, Edge isn't wearing his usual street clothes, but instead, 
a black suit and a black tie with the word "EDGE" written 
out vertically on it in silver. Edge steps into the centre of the 
ring and takes the microphone. The fans quiet down, but only to 
repeat his every word, and cheer at the end of every sentence.*

Edge: Finally, Edge HAS COME BACK to the War Room! Last night, 
what does Edge see but that whiny b*tch known as Tridus coming 
out here and talking some cheat talk to our promotor, Sid6.9.

*There is a mixed reaction from the fans.*

Edge: Well, Edge says this: Tridus, you want to come out here, 
and talk about how BORING it is to have to watch any of those 
four possible matches? You talk about your Tridaholics, wanting 
to see YOU in the ring instead? Don't make Edge laugh! If you 
would simply know your role and SHUT your damn mouth, you would 
hear that they are all chanting his name...

*An "Edge! Edge! Edge!" chant breaks out.*

Edge: But Edge isn't here to once again remind you of why you are 
such a roody poo, candy ass! No, Edge is here to make something 
very clear to you. And that is that Edge is here to clarify just 
who's side he's on. See, since last night, and since everything 
in this damn organization revolves around Edge, people have been 
coming up to me, and asking me, "Edge, what's with this Y2T 
and Sid thing?" "Edge, what do you think of it?" 
"Edge, are you on Tridus' side or Sid6.9's side?"

Edge: Well, the fact of the matter is, if I have to choose 
between a roody poo, whiny little sumb*tch like Tridus and our 
promoter, Edge is going to have to admit that Sid, when it comes 
down to it, is the reason that Edge is even in this wrestling, 
whoops, ENTERTAINMENT, business today!

*The fans cheer mildly.*

Edge: So the fact of the matter is that the next time we see 
Tridus acting tough just because he thinks he can, but he will 
back off when the going gets tough, well, Edge isn't going to put 
up with that crap! What Edge is going to do, is that the next 
time Sid6.9 is having problems with that little piece of monkey 
crap, is Edge is going to come out here, take that selection 
"E" of his, which should stand for Edge by all logic, and 
he is going to shine that sumb*tch up real good, turn it 
sideways, and stick it straight up his candyass! If you smell... 
what Edge... is cookin'.

Edge: Oh, and last one thing, since Edge is the people's 
champion, and he always gives these people what they want to see, 
Edge is making a promise right now: No matter who you vote for in 
the War Room Death Match, no matter what match you wanna see, 
Edge is going to be on hand. Will he be a guest commentator? Will 
he be the special guest referee? Will he be the guest ring 
announcer? Edge says that you will all have to vote for whatever 
match you wanna see, and then come and check out for yourself.

*Edge once again hops on the ropes to hear the fans' cheers, and 
then leaves the ring and starts walking towards the back, as the 
fans go back to casting their votes for the Death Match.*


Edge
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