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"Cut his damn music!"
Sid6.9
1Cust107.tnt2.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Sun Dec 5 11:13:17

On Sun Dec 5 10:51:01, Y2T wrote:
> (in character mode on)
> 
> *As the credits are rolling, they are rather abruptly stopped by 
> the now familiar Y2T countdown board*
> 
> 5...
> 4...
> 3...
> 2...
> 1...
> 
> *the lights dim on cue* *Enter Sandman starts cranking on Cue* 
> *The lights come on and Tridus can be seen looking rather annoyed 
> carrying the 100list stick and a Microphone*
> 
> Y2T - Welcome to the Tridus Preview Show!
> 
> *the fans go wild, all except for Judge Judy who can be seen 
> waving her finger insanely at Tridus*
> 
> Y2T - It looks like I arrived just in time, this operation is 
> getting cheaper and cheaper all the time! We don't even have my 
> fireworks today! Well, as the saviour of the War Room, I'm here 
> today to save this weeks Death Match from obscurity!
> 
> *Sid6.9 can be seen walking towards Tridus. Master Sidious looks 
> annoyed at the whole thing, Big Sexy is astutely studying a red 
> head in the front row*
> 
> Y2T - Hold it right there Sid! Don't make me come down there, all 
> these Tridaholics here know that I am doing this for your own 
> good! Without me to save your sorry a$$, just think of what a 
> crappy Death Match we would have this week.
> 
> *Tridus pauses for a moment*
> 
> Y2T - So... You presented all these Tridaholics out here with 
> four crappy choices. I mean, nobodies vs nobodies, lamers vs 
> lamers, and a group of whiny game players vs a company who 
> couldn't produce a game on time even if I were to do it for them!
> 
> *The fans boo*
> 
> *Tridus raises his hand to quiet the fans*
> 
> Y2T - So... I am here to officially cast the only vote that 
> matters for your Fandimonium... And I vote for... *a drum roll 
> starts up on the PA system*
> 
> Y2T - Me! Yes thats right fans! Although we all know that my vote 
> is the only one that really matters, all of you are encouraged to 
> vote for option E, maybe that pig Sid will not be so difficult 
> about it if all you Tridaholics vote for your saviour as well.
> 
> *the fans cheer*
> 
> Y2T - I will take on anyone stupid enough to show up that night. 
> That grunt Peak Man, that oversexed oaf Stefan, the wannabe 
> Stefan, Flutie... That dorky Fujji guy... yes, even Edge *the 
> fans go nuts at the mention of Edge*, who I refuse to acknowledge 
> after this point.
> 
> Y2T - So remember to vote for what we all know you all want to 
> see, Y2T!
> 
> *with that, Tridus smirks and basks in the cheers of the crowd as 
> his music starts up again*

Sid6.9- Cut his damn music!

Y2T looks a little amused at Sid6.9 being upset and crosses his 
arms ready for another battle of the wits with the promoter.

Sid6.9- Why in the hell did you come out here?!?  What did I tell 
you last time!  

Y2T- I remember, and I know what the fans want, they want to see 
Y2T!  The fans are bored, very bored with the matches you have 
been putting on.  (Gets a little excitied) Well the boredom ends 
now, for I am Tridus, keeper of H-H's head, stealer of Peak_Mans 
soul, the baddest mamba jahamba the War Room has every seen.

Sid6.9- Let me tell you something you little freak!  You better 
listen up, and listen to me good!  You just better cast your vote 
for one of the matches I put together! (Gets closer to Tridus) Or 
I'll make your life a living hell!

Y2T- A living hell?!?  My life is a living hell!  These fans 
lives are a living hell, because you won't give them their hero!  
I am the hero for all the little people out there * POints with 
his stick *

Sid6.9- Umm no your not, you are the littlest person here.

Tridus gets upset over that remark and starts screaming at Sid.

Y2T (In extreme psycho mode) Why you, you, I am the hero!  The 
hero I say!  Everyone here needs Y2T, the yearn for Y2T, and if 
you don't give them Y2T, I will, I will...

Sid6.9 (With an evil look in his eyes) You will what?!?  Remember 
boy, I made you, I created you, (Moves within range of Tridus so 
only he can hear him) and I will be the one to break you!

Y2T (Getting a little calmer) Ummm heh heh, I, umm see your 
point.  Umm is it still to late to cast my vote?

Sid6.9- No, go right ahead (Sweeps his arm toward where all the 
fans are staring and gawking at what Y2T has to say.)

Y2T- I vote for...