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On Sun Dec 5 10:51:01, Y2T wrote:
> (in character mode on)
>
> *As the credits are rolling, they are rather abruptly stopped by
> the now familiar Y2T countdown board*
>
> 5...
> 4...
> 3...
> 2...
> 1...
>
> *the lights dim on cue* *Enter Sandman starts cranking on Cue*
> *The lights come on and Tridus can be seen looking rather annoyed
> carrying the 100list stick and a Microphone*
>
> Y2T - Welcome to the Tridus Preview Show!
>
> *the fans go wild, all except for Judge Judy who can be seen
> waving her finger insanely at Tridus*
>
> Y2T - It looks like I arrived just in time, this operation is
> getting cheaper and cheaper all the time! We don't even have my
> fireworks today! Well, as the saviour of the War Room, I'm here
> today to save this weeks Death Match from obscurity!
>
> *Sid6.9 can be seen walking towards Tridus. Master Sidious looks
> annoyed at the whole thing, Big Sexy is astutely studying a red
> head in the front row*
>
> Y2T - Hold it right there Sid! Don't make me come down there, all
> these Tridaholics here know that I am doing this for your own
> good! Without me to save your sorry a$$, just think of what a
> crappy Death Match we would have this week.
>
> *Tridus pauses for a moment*
>
> Y2T - So... You presented all these Tridaholics out here with
> four crappy choices. I mean, nobodies vs nobodies, lamers vs
> lamers, and a group of whiny game players vs a company who
> couldn't produce a game on time even if I were to do it for them!
>
> *The fans boo*
>
> *Tridus raises his hand to quiet the fans*
>
> Y2T - So... I am here to officially cast the only vote that
> matters for your Fandimonium... And I vote for... *a drum roll
> starts up on the PA system*
>
> Y2T - Me! Yes thats right fans! Although we all know that my vote
> is the only one that really matters, all of you are encouraged to
> vote for option E, maybe that pig Sid will not be so difficult
> about it if all you Tridaholics vote for your saviour as well.
>
> *the fans cheer*
>
> Y2T - I will take on anyone stupid enough to show up that night.
> That grunt Peak Man, that oversexed oaf Stefan, the wannabe
> Stefan, Flutie... That dorky Fujji guy... yes, even Edge *the
> fans go nuts at the mention of Edge*, who I refuse to acknowledge
> after this point.
>
> Y2T - So remember to vote for what we all know you all want to
> see, Y2T!
>
> *with that, Tridus smirks and basks in the cheers of the crowd as
> his music starts up again*
Sid6.9- Cut his damn music!
Y2T looks a little amused at Sid6.9 being upset and crosses his
arms ready for another battle of the wits with the promoter.
Sid6.9- Why in the hell did you come out here?!? What did I tell
you last time!
Y2T- I remember, and I know what the fans want, they want to see
Y2T! The fans are bored, very bored with the matches you have
been putting on. (Gets a little excitied) Well the boredom ends
now, for I am Tridus, keeper of H-H's head, stealer of Peak_Mans
soul, the baddest mamba jahamba the War Room has every seen.
Sid6.9- Let me tell you something you little freak! You better
listen up, and listen to me good! You just better cast your vote
for one of the matches I put together! (Gets closer to Tridus) Or
I'll make your life a living hell!
Y2T- A living hell?!? My life is a living hell! These fans
lives are a living hell, because you won't give them their hero!
I am the hero for all the little people out there * POints with
his stick *
Sid6.9- Umm no your not, you are the littlest person here.
Tridus gets upset over that remark and starts screaming at Sid.
Y2T (In extreme psycho mode) Why you, you, I am the hero! The
hero I say! Everyone here needs Y2T, the yearn for Y2T, and if
you don't give them Y2T, I will, I will...
Sid6.9 (With an evil look in his eyes) You will what?!? Remember
boy, I made you, I created you, (Moves within range of Tridus so
only he can hear him) and I will be the one to break you!
Y2T (Getting a little calmer) Ummm heh heh, I, umm see your
point. Umm is it still to late to cast my vote?
Sid6.9- No, go right ahead (Sweeps his arm toward where all the
fans are staring and gawking at what Y2T has to say.)
Y2T- I vote for...
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