(in character mode on)

*As the credits are rolling, they are rather abruptly stopped by 
the now familiar Y2T countdown board*

5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

*the lights dim on cue* *Enter Sandman starts cranking on Cue* 
*The lights come on and Tridus can be seen looking rather annoyed 
carrying the 100list stick and a Microphone*

Y2T - Welcome to the Tridus Preview Show!

*the fans go wild, all except for Judge Judy who can be seen 
waving her finger insanely at Tridus*

Y2T - It looks like I arrived just in time, this operation is 
getting cheaper and cheaper all the time! We don't even have my 
fireworks today! Well, as the saviour of the War Room, I'm here 
today to save this weeks Death Match from obscurity!

*Sid6.9 can be seen walking towards Tridus. Master Sidious looks 
annoyed at the whole thing, Big Sexy is astutely studying a red 
head in the front row*

Y2T - Hold it right there Sid! Don't make me come down there, all 
these Tridaholics here know that I am doing this for your own 
good! Without me to save your sorry a$$, just think of what a 
crappy Death Match we would have this week.

*Tridus pauses for a moment*

Y2T - So... You presented all these Tridaholics out here with 
four crappy choices. I mean, nobodies vs nobodies, lamers vs 
lamers, and a group of whiny game players vs a company who 
couldn't produce a game on time even if I were to do it for them!

*The fans boo*

*Tridus raises his hand to quiet the fans*

Y2T - So... I am here to officially cast the only vote that 
matters for your Fandimonium... And I vote for... *a drum roll 
starts up on the PA system*

Y2T - Me! Yes thats right fans! Although we all know that my vote 
is the only one that really matters, all of you are encouraged to 
vote for option E, maybe that pig Sid will not be so difficult 
about it if all you Tridaholics vote for your saviour as well.

*the fans cheer*

Y2T - I will take on anyone stupid enough to show up that night. 
That grunt Peak Man, that oversexed oaf Stefan, the wannabe 
Stefan, Flutie... That dorky Fujji guy... yes, even Edge *the 
fans go nuts at the mention of Edge*, who I refuse to acknowledge 
after this point.

Y2T - So remember to vote for what we all know you all want to 
see, Y2T!

*with that, Tridus smirks and basks in the cheers of the crowd as 
his music starts up again*