(in character mode on. Something which I seem to be doing a lot 
of today)

H-H - And so u r lame if you don't play with my patch! *Waves a 
floppy disk around frantically like a religous nut waves a bible* 
Now everyone bow down to... *the lights dim to about half 
brightness, and the War Room-o-Vision lights up with the Y2T 
countdown banner*

5...
4...
3...
*H-H gets a very worried look on his face*
2...
1...

*the lights go out* *fireworks shoot off and a silhouette of Y2T 
in his usual intro stance can be seen at the stage entrance* 
*Enter Sandman starts playing*

*H-H backs off a step*

*Tridus turns and looks at H-H*

Y2T - Welcome to the Tridus hour of idiot bashing!

*Tridus points the 100 list Silly Stick at H-H*

H-H - The stick! My precious artificat! Give it back u lamer!

*Tridus smirks at H-H* 

Y2T - Do you hear that sound H-H? Thats the sound of all the 
Tridaholics out here who want me to take off your head again! 
*the fans go nuts*

H-H - They r all lamerz! no one understands balance because they 
are all toss playing disconnecting hackers!

Y2T - Whats that you said? Your a hack loving toss screwer? Oh 
my... my oh my... that is really rather disgusting!

*H-H starts screaming incoherently*

Y2T - We have little kids who are impressionable in here H-H, 
don't go around saying things like that!

H-H - But I didn't say tha...

*tridus cuts him off*

Y2T - Oh all these Tridaholics have had enough of your foul mouth 
for one day there H-H. I don't know how you are standing here 
today, but this is perfect...

*Tridus looks through H-H, seemingly staring at nothing*

Y2T - Hey Sid! This is what I'll do to you if you get in my way 
this firday!

*With that, Tridus drops the mic and lunges at H-H with the silly 
stick, lopping his head off rather messily, again. The head rolls 
down the aisle as the rest of H-H falls limply to the ground*

*the fans cheer*

*Tridus walks over and picks up the mic again*

Y2T - Yes, yes thank you my Tridaholics... *basks in the cheers* 
Now lets see if this H-H has anything on his person to explain 
why he's... well why he was briefly not dead.

*Tridus walks over and searches the bodies pockets quickly, 
coming out with a wallet. He throws a $50 into the crowd for the 
fans to fight over out of the wallet, then looks through it 
briefly. After a moment, he takes out a small credit card sized 
object*

Y2T - WTF is this??? Hey camera guy, can we get a shot of this on 
the monitor there? *He holds up the card for the camera*

*The war room-o-vision can be seen zooming in on the card, once 
it comes into focus it reads...*

"Official Member of the Cult of H-H,
Member ID #6.
Member since July 6, 1999
Rank: Advocate"

*the fans boo*

Y2T - Well... I guess this wasn't H-H, his head currently in a 
garbage can of all... *the fans laugh*

Y2T - But it looks like there might be a whole lot of these 
nobodies. I bet this is Sid's doing, his threatening me and all! 
Well, he better not get in my way on friday, thats all there is 
to say about that! For now... I'm going to go try to find more 
out about this cult... hit the music!

*Enter sandman starts up again, as Y2T backs off the stage 
smirking, leaving behind the dead cultist*