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*as Edge is walking up the ramp*
Tridus
ip137.toronto7.dialup.canada.psi.net
Fri Dec 3 18:01:21

(in character mode on)

*As Edge is walking up the ramp*

*at this point the Death Match-O-Vision a countdown clock with 
the words Y2T above it appears*

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

The house lights darken and fireworks shoot off. "Enter 
Sandman" comes cranking out of the sound system, and a 
silhouette can be seen standing in the doorway.

The fans go wild.

The house lights come back on as Y2T turns and steps forward.  
Y2T stops at the top of the ramp and looks over to his left with 
a smirk on his face. He brings his hand up to his face and kisses 
his hand then proceeds to blow it to the fans as he turns his 
head from the left to the right. The music cuts out as he brings 
the mic to his lips.

Y2T - Welcome to the Tridus Room!

*the fans go nuts cheering*

Y2T - I find it hard to believe that you would dare to come out 
here again Edge, so soon after boring all these Tridaholics 
before the Death Match, now I have to come out here again 
afterwards to save them from your incessant rambling again?

*Edge raises the eyebrow as he usually does*

Y2T - Now I heard you running your mouth off out here, and all 
these Tridaholics heard you... and I just have to ask one 
question, did you take one too many shots in your battle with 
Fujji? Your so deluded and insane its like you live in your own 
little fantasy world where your something other then a repetitive 
boring washed up old hasbeen of a fighter. I shudder to think at 
how abysmal the ratings of your little Tirade out here would be 
without me to save them from the toilet.

*Edge takes a step towards Y2T, who holds out the 100 list Tridus 
Stick, which stops Edge*

Y2T - Don't remind us all of your so called deadly prowess, my 
wife's cat could have taken out that stringbean Fujji who nearly 
wasted you. *Waves the Tridus Stick around the War Room to the 
multitude of fans* Any one of these Tridaholics out here could 
have taken him out with one hand tied behind their back! And yet 
you nearly blew that entire fight! I brought a little something 
to help remind you...

*Tridus turns to the Death Match-O-Vision, which is now playing 
some clips of the Edge/Masta Fujji battle, most notably parts 
where Fujji was beating up on Edge*

*The fans boo the sight of Fujji*

*After a moment the clips end and Tridus turns back to Edge*

Y2T - Now... in light of that, don't waste the time of all these 
Tridaholics again by coming out here and pretending that you are 
some kind of great fighter. It would be really unfortunate, 
should I have to come out here a third time to stop your 
seemingly never-ending drivel... *takes the Tridus Stick and 
moves it across his neck slowly in a cutting gesture* It will 
mean that your head will be sitting in a garbage can along with 
H-H's.

*With that, Enter Sandman starts playing again. The fans start 
cheering insanely, many chanting "Edge, Edge, Edge"... 
Tridus gives one last smirk to Edge, then backs up behind the 
curtins and out of view*